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One day, while going to the store, I passed a nursing home. On the front lawn there were six old ladies lying naked on the grass, Millie, Nelda, Elma, Lacie, Sippie and Rosie. I thought it was a bit unusual but continued on my way to the store. On my return home, I passed the same nursing home with the same six ladies lying naked on the lawn. This time my curiosity got the best of me, so I went inside to talk to the Head Administrator.
'Do you know you have six naked ladies lying on your lawn?'
'Yes' she said. 'They are retired prostitutes, and they are having a yard sale.'
 
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