CASPER
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A fireman is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a
> little girl riding down the sidewalk in a little red wagon with little
> ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
> The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by
> her dog and her cat.
>
> The fireman walks out to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire
> truck," he says admiringly. "Thanks, Mister Fireman," the girl says.
>
> The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the
> wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little Partner,"
> the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig,
> but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, "I think you
> could go faster."
>
> The little girl replies sweetly, "You're probably right, but then I
> wouldn't have a siren."
> little girl riding down the sidewalk in a little red wagon with little
> ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
> The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by
> her dog and her cat.
>
> The fireman walks out to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire
> truck," he says admiringly. "Thanks, Mister Fireman," the girl says.
>
> The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the
> wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little Partner,"
> the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig,
> but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, "I think you
> could go faster."
>
> The little girl replies sweetly, "You're probably right, but then I
> wouldn't have a siren."