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The other day, a gentleman went to the dentist's office to have a tooth pulled.

the dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give him a shot.

"no way! No needles! I hate needles", the man said.

the dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas & the man immediately objected.

"i can't do the gas thing either: The thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me!"

the dentist then asks the gentleman if he has any objection to taking a pill.

"no objection" the man said. "i'm fine with pills".

the dentist then returns & says, "here's a ****** tablet".

the gentleman, totally at a loss for words, said in amazement,

"wow"! I didn't know ****** worked as a pain killer"!

"it doesn't", said the dentist, "but it will give you something to hold on to when i pull your tooth".
 
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