How To Call The Police When You're Old And Don't Move Fast Anymore:

CASPER

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How To Call The Police When You're Old And Don't Move Fast Anymore:

George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his
wife
told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could

see from the bedroom window.

George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there
were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said
"no." Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should
simply
lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said,

"Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people
stealing things from my shed... Well, you don't have to worry about them

now because I've just shot them." Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an
ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars
red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot

them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"


(True Story) I LOVE IT - Don't mess with old people!!


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CASPER

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not that old BAt-man

I will be changing my picture for about 3 day's, that you can see how I look ..JUST FOR YOU BATMAN.........LMAO
 
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CASPER

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so tell me what do you think of me...

so do you like me better now !!!!!
 
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