I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth
with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head,
took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of
Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released
him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that snake, with two more frogs

Women always say that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Here is proof
that they are wrong. A year or so after giving birth a women will often say "it would be nice to have another kid".
You never hear a guy say " I would like another kick in the nuts". Case closed.