No Warranty
Scammer hater
A Louisiana trucker who had been out on the road for three straight weeks stopped at a brothel outside Las Vegas.
He walked straight up to the madam, plopped down $500.00 and said, "I want your fattest woman, a bologna sandwich and a six pack of beer.
The madam was astonished.
She said, "OK, sir, but do you know that for that kind of money you could have two of my finest ladies, plus a three-course meal and a fine bottle of wine??"
The trucker replied, "Listen, sweetie. I ain't horny....I'm homesick!"
He walked straight up to the madam, plopped down $500.00 and said, "I want your fattest woman, a bologna sandwich and a six pack of beer.
The madam was astonished.
She said, "OK, sir, but do you know that for that kind of money you could have two of my finest ladies, plus a three-course meal and a fine bottle of wine??"
The trucker replied, "Listen, sweetie. I ain't horny....I'm homesick!"