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f your cup is half full, you are said to be an optimist but if it is half empty, you are said to be a pessimist. If you are an engineer, however, your cup is twice as large as it should have been in the first place.


Tomatoes

Why are tomatoes red?
Because they saw the salad dressing and blushed.


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