Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus?

It's called the **** Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for giving people a ****ty outlook on life.

If you don't believe it, pull a hair from your arse and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eyes.

My public service is done for the day!

Keep laughing...life is too short to take too seriously...