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A man walked into a bar with his pet monkey.
The monkey jumped on the pool table and swallowed the cue ball.
The bartender yelled, "Hey, he just ate my cue ball.
No one can play pool anymore! Get out!"
So the monkey and the man left.
The man brought the ball back the next day with his monkey.
He apologized to the bartender and promised no more trouble.
The bartender let him and the monkey stay.
Later that night, the monkey walked over to a bowl of grapes, put one in his a$$, and then ate it.
The bartender said, "That's disgusting! Why did he do that!"
The man said, "Since he swallowed the cue ball, he checks everything for size before he eats it."
The monkey jumped on the pool table and swallowed the cue ball.
The bartender yelled, "Hey, he just ate my cue ball.
No one can play pool anymore! Get out!"
So the monkey and the man left.
The man brought the ball back the next day with his monkey.
He apologized to the bartender and promised no more trouble.
The bartender let him and the monkey stay.
Later that night, the monkey walked over to a bowl of grapes, put one in his a$$, and then ate it.
The bartender said, "That's disgusting! Why did he do that!"
The man said, "Since he swallowed the cue ball, he checks everything for size before he eats it."