Brains for Sale!

Energizer

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A doctor notices a sidewalk stand that says 'brains for sale.'

He goes over to investigate and sees a sign that says 'Doctor brains $8 a pound and another sign that says Paramedic brains $12 a pound, Nurses brains $30 a pound, truck driver $40 a pound and lawyers brains $90 a pound.

So he asks the man behind the cash register, how come his brains are only worth $8 and a lawyer's worth $90?

The man replies, “do you have any idea how many lawyers it takes to make a pound of brains?”
 
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