My Daddy the Dancer

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what
their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came
up--- fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor,
lawyer, and so forth. However, little Justin was being
uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about
his father's work, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a
a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and
they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is real
good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for
money."


The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly
set the other children to work on some exercises and then
took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about
your father?"

"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic Nat'l
Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our
next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in
front of the other kids.