CASPER
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Rye Bread
Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench
one
morning.
The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of
breath.
The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did
to have so much energy.
The 87 year old said, 'Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy
level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies.'
So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking
around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said, 'Do you have any rye
bread?'
She said, 'Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?'
He said, 'I want 5 loaves.'
She said, 'My goodness, 5 loaves... by the time you get to the 5th loaf,
it'll be hard.'
He replied, 'I can't believe it, everybody in the world knows about this
shit but me.'
Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench
one
morning.
The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of
breath.
The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did
to have so much energy.
The 87 year old said, 'Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy
level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies.'
So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking
around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said, 'Do you have any rye
bread?'
She said, 'Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?'
He said, 'I want 5 loaves.'
She said, 'My goodness, 5 loaves... by the time you get to the 5th loaf,
it'll be hard.'
He replied, 'I can't believe it, everybody in the world knows about this
shit but me.'