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  1. FTA Hacker

    Man eats underwear to beat breathalyzer

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    Bradley ejected, Brewers beat M's 5-4

    PEORIA, Ariz. - Milton Bradley got ejected early, and Jeremy Reed singled in the go-ahead run in the ninth to help the Milwaukee Brewers beat the Mariners 5-4 Wednesday night.
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    NJ congressman tops 'Jeopardy' computer Watson

    WASHINGTON – Turns out it really does take a rocket scientist to beat Watson, the "Jeopardy"-winning computer. U.S. Rep. Rush Holt of New Jersey — a five-time champion during the trivia show's original run 35 years ago — topped the IBM computer Monday night in a "Jeopardy"-style match of...
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    Flames end Atlanta jinx, beat Thrashers 4-2

    Flames end Atlanta jinx, beat Thrashers 4-2 AP – Thu Feb 3, 9:35 pm ET AP ATLANTA - Mikael Backlund scored with about 6 minutes remaining to give Calgary the lead and the streaking Flames finally earned their first win in their former home city, beating the Atlanta Thrashers 4-2 on...
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    Celtics overcome slow start, beat Kings 95-90

    Celtics overcome slow start, beat Kings 95-90 AP – Wed Feb 2, 12:43 am ET AP SACRAMENTO, Calif. - Ray Allen scored 22 points, Rajon Rondo had 17 points and 10 assists and the Boston Celtics overcame a slow start to beat the Sacramento Kings 95-90 on Tuesday night. Full Story » :dirol:
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    Brown Sugar and Spice Pumpkin Bars

    These bars are simple to throw together, moist and tender. Add some raisins, dried or chopped cranberries, if you like. Ingredients 2 large free-range organic eggs 1/3 cup extra light olive oil or vegetable oil 1 cup light brown sugar, packed 1 cup pumpkin puree [canned is fine] 2 teaspoons...
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    Another Drunk

    Another Drunk A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, "Can I help you Sir?" "Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr", the man replies.. The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?" "It...
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    glad to see a post

    :)thanks rickle for all the post today, its nice to see we still have a heart beat, i even miss face's jokes :cool:
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    Personal Ad

    Something to consider.... : ) A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED...
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    Woman Locked Teen in Bathroom, Beat Him for Days, Police Say

    Woman Locked Teen in Bathroom, Beat Him for Days, Police Say -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Woman Locked Teen in Bathroom, Beat Him for Days, Police Say AP Wednesday, February 11, 2009 SPRING HILL, Fla. — A Florida woman is being held on...
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    Stouffer's Corn Souffle

    2 Eggs 2 Tablespoon Cornstarch 2 Tablespoon Sugar Salt and pepper Dash Nutmeg 1 Pound Can cream style corn 1/2 Cup Sour cream 1/2 Cup Milk With electric mixer beat eggs until foamy. Beat in remaining ingredients as listed. Pour into Pam−sprayed 8" square baking dish. Bake on center rack of...
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    Frango Chocolate Mints

    2 cups semi−sweet chocolate chips 1/2 cup butter 1 & 1/8 cup powdered sugar 2 eggs 1 teas. vanilla 2 teas. peppermint extract, or to taste Melt chips in double−boiler, cool. Beat butter and sugar together. Beat in eggs, one at a time, into sugar mix. Add vanilla. Now beat in cooled chocolate...
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    Entenmann's Fat Free Chocolate Cupcakes

    1 small Box Jello cook & serve, chocolate pudding powder 1/2 cup Non−fat dry milk powder 1 tablespoon Unsweetened Hershey's cocoa 1/2 cup Sugar 1 cup Self−rising flour 4 Egg whites, beat til stiff with 1 pinch Salt in 1−1/2 qt. bowl 1 teaspoon Vanilla 4 ounces Applesauce 1/4 teaspoon Baking soda...
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    Hostess Twinkies

    CAKE 2 Cup Flour 1−1/2 Cup Sugar 1 Tablespoon Baking Powder 1/2 Teaspoon Salt 1/2 Cup Vegetable Oil 3/4 Cup Cold Water 2 Teaspoon Vanilla 7 Egg Yolks 7 Egg Whites 1/2 Teaspoon Cream of tartar FILLING 6 Tablespoon Flour (rounded) 1−1/2 Cup Butter & Crisco mixture 1−1/2 Cup Sugar 1 Cup Cold Milk...
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