Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead.
The general practitioner looks at it and says, "Looks like a duck, flies like a duck ... it's probably a duck," shoots at it but misses and the bird flies away.
The next bird flies overhead, and the pathologist looks at it, then...
AP - Mitt Romney is a timid Massachusetts moderate, a flip-flopper on abortion and gun rights. As governor, he raised taxes and even tried to hike fees on the blind. Also, Romney is a liar full of "pious baloney" — according to Newt Gingrich.
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(CNN) -- A blind Michigan man, rejected by three law schools after scoring poorly on the Law School Admission Test, is suing the American Bar Association, arguing that the group's exam requirements discriminate against the visually impaired.
In a suit filed Tuesday in the U.S. District Court...
How to scan using "blind scan" option
1. Press “Menu” on the remote
2. Select “Installations”
3. Select “Channel Search”
4. Go to “Search Options” and using the “Right Error button”and select “Blind Scan” (There’re 4 options, All Channel, One TP, FTA Channels and Blind scan)...
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."...
http://cnn.com/video/?/video/world/2010/11/26/slugoski.alberta.blind.santa.cbc
A man who is legally blind builds wooden toy boxes for children during the holidays.
Watching this just makes my heart drop and how i feel about the greed in this world just turns my stomach.........ricklbert
NWO Dehumanization Agenda, are we blind .wmv
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Flight attendants forget blind woman
CHICAGO, (UPI) -- A young Canadian woman who has been blind since birth says flight attendants left her on an empty plane at Chicago's O'Hare International Airport.
Jessica Cabot, 18, of Courtenay, British Columbia, said the experience last month scared her...
Blind Cowboy
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Blind Cowboy
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter...
blind man's dog
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A blind man was walking down the street with his dog. They stopped at the corner to wait for the passing traffic. The dog, at this point, started pissing on the mans leg. As the dog finished the...
Maxine Hits Again
Gotta love her!!!
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
a good find for many retirees,
I lasted less than a day......
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids...
Blind date
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Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe. "I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on...
A Dirty Fork
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A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is
also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.
"I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just...
I downloaded file from Casper and this lost my channels now I have no 500 channels and about half as many transponders after blind scan. Can you help me? Can this be fixed? How?