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    The Snorer

    The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and...
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    Old Age Security change would hurt seniors, Bob Rae says

    Interim Liberal Leader Bob Rae says any change to Old Age Security would affect the Guaranteed Income Supplement and provincial social programs for seniors. More...
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    Long-time Mountie chosen as next RCMP commissioner

    Prime Minister Stephen Harper has gone back to the ranks of the Mounties and has chosen Bob Paulson as the next commissioner of the RCMP, CBC News has learned. More...
  4. Scammer

    Former Ont. labour minister Bob Mackenzie dies

    Former Ontario cabinet minister Bob Mackenzie has died. Mackenzie, who was 82, served as labour minister in Bob Rae's NDP government in the 1990s. New Democrat Leader Andrea Horwath says Mackenzie was a Hamilton icon and an NDP giant. She says he was a man of great integrity and passion...
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    Father, son face off at Scrabble

    Father, son face off at Scrabble ADDISON, Texas, A father-son pair of Scrabble enthusiasts from California found themselves facing one another at the National Scrabble Championship in Texas. Tristan Vanech, 14, and dad Bob Vanech of Venice, Calif., said their rankings led to a father-son...
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    Bob Williams named Hawks' president

    Bob Williams named Hawks' president ATLANTA, (UPI) -- Longtime Atlanta Hawks front-office executive Bob Williams has been named the NBA team's president. Williams, who has been with the franchise for 35 years and has been in charge of Philips Arena since it opened in 1999, will be in charge of...
  7. CASPER

    Poor Bob

    Poor Bob Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Bob....' Bob was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!'...
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    Bob the chicken!

    ;) Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Bob....' Bob was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!'...
  9. BROWNNOSE

    6 Lessons In Life

    6 Lessons In Life A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll...
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    private club

    Bob knocked on the door of the house where a cab driver had told him he could be sexually accommodated. An eye-level panel slid open and a female voice asked what he wanted. "I want to get screwed," said Bob. "OK, mister, but this is a private club, so slip $20, as an initiation fee, through...
  11. CASPER

    Someday My Prince Will Come

    Someday My Prince Will Come After many years, Cinderella finally reached the ripe age of 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she now happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship. One...
  12. CASPER

    Blonde Cooking

    Blonde Cooking Sometimes being a blonde isn't easy, especially if you're cooking... MONDAY It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls. TUESDAY Bob wanted fruit salad for supper...
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    game show.

    Bob couldn't believe it -- he'd made it to the last round of his favorite game show. "Congratulations, Bob," said the emcee. "Answer correctly and you go home with five million dollars! "This is a two-part question on American history," he continued. "The second half of the question is always...
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    flight on TWA

    flight on TWA -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bob has to go on a business trip and books himself a flight on TWA. He boards the plane, finds his seat and gets ready for take-off. A few minutes after the plane is in the air, the flight...
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    Deer camp...

    Deer camp.... The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room withBob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with...
  16. CASPER

    Bob & the blonde

    BOB & THE BLONDE -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story...
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    9 Months Later...

    9 Months Later... Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded upJack'sminivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady whoanswered the door if they could spend the...
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    Cinderalla

    Cinderalla -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A 'modern' twist to an old fairytale . >> >> >> Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with >>the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, >>watching the world go by...
  19. CASPER

    Needles Are Not Nice

    Needles Are Not Nice -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very loudly. "Why are you crying?" Bob asked. "I came here for a blood test," sobbed Bill. "So? Are you...
  20. CASPER

    I knew Bob

    I knew Bob Bob works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, Bob! How ya doin?'...
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