bread

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    Raisin Bread

    A bakery owner hires a young female shop assistant who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters the store. Noticing her short skirt and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea. "I'd like some raisin bread please!", the man says. The shop...
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    In battered Syrian city, cries of `tragic' plight (AP)

    AP - Medics stitch wounds with thread used for clothing. Hungry residents risk Syrian government sniper fire or shelling to hunt for dwindling supplies of bread and canned food on the streets of the besieged city of Homs. More...
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    Eating it Rye

    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's...
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    Garlic Bruschetta ~ Real Italian Garlic Bread

    Garlic Bruschetta ~ Real Italian Garlic Bread This is the real Italian garlic bread. What often sells for garlic bread in North American restaurants is laden with butter, garlic powder and a variety of cheeses. This is as simple as it could possibly get and absolutely delicious. The only trick...
  5. CASPER

    Gambas al ajillo

    GAMBAS AL AJILLO 1/4 cup extra-virgin olive oil 1 canned jalapeno pepper, minced 3 large garlic cloves, coarsely chopped 2 cans (about 6 ounces each) tiny shrimp, drained 1 tablespoon chopped Italian (flat-leaf) parsley 1/2 teaspoon paprika salt to taste 8 small slices italian bread Heat the...
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    An Amazing New Super Store........

    An Amazing New Super Store........ A new supermarket opened in Edmonton , Alberta . It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing...
  7. CASPER

    Quick Peach Bread

    Quick Peach Bread -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Peach bread with Peach Schnapps or peach nectar, along with butter, vanilla, and spices. Serve this wonderful quick bread for breakfast, brunch, or dessert. 3 cups diced fresh peaches 1/4 cup...
  8. CASPER

    the little red hen

    the little red hen -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > The little red hen called all of her Democrat neighbors together and said, > 'If we plant this wheat, we shall have bread to eat. Who will help me plant > it?" > > 'Not I,' said the cow. >...
  9. CASPER

    Rye Bread

    Rye Bread Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 87 year...
  10. CASPER

    The new viagra

    The new viagra Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 87...
  11. CASPER

    Blueberry Cream Cheese Stuffed Baked French Toast

    Blueberry Cream Cheese Stuffed Baked French Toast surprise your wife with this delicious breakfast casper style 1 loaf white bread, no crusts 1/2 loaf French bread 6 cups fresh blueberries or frozen blueberries, rinsed 8 ounces cream cheese 1/2 cup sour cream 1/2 cup sugar 1 teaspoon vanilla...
  12. CASPER

    Basic White Bread** oldy but goody

    Basic White Bread Undoubtedly the most pleasant aroma of any kitchen is that of bread baking in the oven. If you’ve never made bread before, the procedure appears to be quite involved, but to the contrary, is VERY simple. Many think that making bread is this long, drawn-out process, but after...
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    Sizzler Cheese Toast

    1 Lb. Butter (slightly softened) 8 Oz. Grated Parmesan Cheese Sliced Italian Bread In a mixer, cream together the butter and cheese. 1. Preheat a griddle or large frying pan on medium−high. 2. Spread cheese mixture on bread about 1/4" thick. 3. Place bread cheese side down on griddle. Cook...
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    Reuben Sandwich

    8 slices rye bread with caraway seeds 1/4 cup butter, room temp 1 cup 1000 Island dressing 1/4 pound corned beef, thinly sliced 1 cup sauerkraut, well−drained 1/2 pound Swiss cheese, shredded Lay out the bread slices, Spread one side of each slice with the butter, then turn them and spead the...
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    Olive Garden Fried Mozzarella

    1 pound block of mozzarella cheese 2 eggs, beaten 1/4 cup water 1 1/2 cups Italian bread crumbs 1/2 teaspoon granulated garlic 1/2 teaspoon dried oregano 1/2 teaspoon dried basil 2/3 cup flour 1/3 cup corn starch Slice the block of cheese lengthwise into about 1/2 inch sections. Cut each...
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    Disney Tonga Toast

    2 or 4 slices sourdough bread cut 1 inch thick 1 banana 1/3 cup sugar 1 teaspoon cinnamon 1 egg 1/4 cup milk 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract Oil for frying Whipped butter if desired Maple syrup if desired Depending on the size of the bread slices, cut a 1 inch pocket in one side of the bread...
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    Disney Mickey's Meatloaf

    2 lbs ground beef 1 lb ground pork 1−1/2 onions, diced 1/8 Teaspoon garlic, granulated 2 cups bread crumbs, fresh 2/3 cup cold water 1/8 Teaspoon thyme 1/4 cup parsley, chopped 1 whole egg 1 Teaspoon Worcestershire sauce 1/8 Teaspoon salt Soak bread crumbs in cold water and set aside. Saute...
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    Chick−Fil−A Chicken Salad

    2 Cups Cooked Chicken Breast 1/3 Cup Finely Diced Celery 1 hard boiled egg, minced 1/4 teaspoon Salt 1/2 teaspoon Sugar 1/4 teaspoon Freshly Ground Pepper 1/3 Cup Sweet Pickle Relish 2/3 − 1 Cup Mayonnaise Texas Toast or Thick Cut Sandwich Bread Boil chicken until completely cooked. Remove from...
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    Black−Eyed Pea's Baked Squash

    5 pounds medium−size yellow squash 2 eggs, beaten 1 cup bread crumbs plus additional bread crumbs for topping 1 stick butter or margarine 1/4 cup sugar Salt, to taste 2 tablespoons chopped onion Dash of pepper Cut tips off squash and cut each squash into 3 or 4 pieces. Drop squash into a large...
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    Black Angus Garlic Cheese Bread

    1 loaf french bread 1/2 cup butter 1 cup shredded jack cheese 1 cup shredded asiago cheese 1 cup mayonnaise 1 bunch green onions, chopped 2 cloves garlic, pureed Split french bread loaf into halves horizontally. Mix butter, cheeses, mayonnaise, green onions and garlic in a bowl, blending well...
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