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    Shane Mauss: Girlfriend Strip Club

    I told Maggie I wanted to go to a strip club. She said this to me, she goes, 'What do you want to go to a strip club for? I'll strip for you.' I was like, 'How great is that? I guess I'll just tell my friends to come over here.'
  2. the doctor

    Dane Cook: Dropping Your Phone in Your Own Piss

    I'm in a new club, by the way. And I don't know if you're first timers like I am, but I'm in the 'I Just Dropped My Cell Phone In My Own Piss' Club. Have you done that? Yeah, good times. I'm on the phone and I forget that I'm using shoulder technique. Urinals were taken so I went in to use the...
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    Marriage

    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Marriage is like a deck of cards … In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a f*cking club and a spade.
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    Hungary: Night club stampede kills three

    -- Three women died after a stampede at a night club in Hungary's capital, state media reported. People inside the West Balkan club rushed toward the exits when the music suddenly stopped during an event Saturday night, witnesses told Hungary's official MTI news agency. According to MTI, event...
  5. Scammer

    B.C. Mountie suspended after kicking incident

    http://www.cbc.ca/video/player.html?category=News&zone=canada&site=cbc.news.ca&clipid=1735607252 A Kelowna, B.C., RCMP officer who was caught on video kicking a suspect in the face has been suspended with pay. Const. Geoff Mantler had already been limited to administrative duties after he was...
  6. Scammer

    Strip club operates illegally

    WESTBROOK, Maine -- Westbrook police said a routine commercial building check at Dreamers Cabaret indicated the club was open for business, something it is not allowed to do. Loud music could be heard coming from the club Sunday shortly before 1 a.m. When police went inside they found a disco...
  7. Scammer

    Maintenance worker hit by golf ball dies

    SANFORD -- A man hit in the head with a golf ball has died. It happened Wednesday afternoon at Sanford's Mayfair Country Club. Police said a golfer was teeing off at the second hole when his golf ball hit Maurice Hayden, 42, who was a maintenance worker at the club. Hayden was weeding...
  8. Scammer

    Anti-Nightclub Mayor Changes Sign To Say 'Not Opening Soon'

    Braddock Mayor John Fetterman Wants Club 804 Closed Permanently http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/r/25761601/detail.html BRADDOCK, Pa. -- Video surveillance shows Mayor John Fetterman changing words on a sign outside a Braddock Avenue nightclub that he has labeled a nuisance and wants to...
  9. Scammer

    Ferguson: Rooney wants to leave Manchester United

    Manchester United manager Alex Ferguson confirmed on Tuesday that Wayne Rooney wants to leave the English Premier League club in a series of interviews aimed at ending speculation over the soccer star's future. "We cannot quite understand why he would want to leave," Ferguson told reporters...
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    Red Sox owner completes Liverpool FC buy

    Red Sox owner completes Liverpool FC buy BOSTON, -- Boston Red Sox owner John Henry says he and his company have completed their controversial purchase of the debt-laden British soccer club Liverpool FC. Henry proceeded with the $476 million hostile takeover of the once-proud club Friday...
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    Miyazato keeps grip on Safeway Classic

    Miyazato keeps grip on Safeway Classic NORTH PLAINS, Ore., Ai Miyazato lengthened her lead in the Safeway Classic after two rounds Saturday, carding a 5-under-par 67 at at Pumpkin Ridge Golf Club. Miyazato, who led by a single shot after, ended the day at 11-under 133, three strokes ahead of...
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    Strippers take counter-protest to church

    Strippers take counter-protest to church WARSAW, Ohio, Tired of church-goers protesting outside their Ohio strip club, dancers clad in bikinis are staging counter-protests outside the church. The dancers brought lawn chairs and grilled burgers and sat outside New Beginnings Ministries church...
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    Police: Man broke into bar, served patrons

    Police: Man broke into bar, served patrons PENRYN, Calif., Police in Penryn, Calif., said a transient who is well known to deputies broke into a bar and served customers for a couple of days before being found out. The Valencia Club went out of business in June but Travis Lloyd Kevie, 29...
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    Titans' Young apologizes for club fight

    Titans' Young apologizes for club fight NASHVILLE, (UPI) -- Tennessee Titans quarterback Vince Young apologized to the team and fans Monday after being cited for a weekend fight in a Dallas strip club. "I don't want to get all into (what happened), but I made a mistake like I told my...
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    Querrey downs Fish for Queen's Club title

    Querrey downs Fish for Queen's Club title LONDON, (UPI) -- American Sam Querrey edged countryman Mardy Fish 7-6 (7-3), 7-5 Sunday to capture the Queen's Club final in London. Querrey, the No. 7 seed, needed less than 90 minutes to take his first-ever grass court final and third championship of...
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    The seal

    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A baby seal walks into a bar and sits down. "What can I get you?" asked the bartender. "Anything but a Canadian Club" replied the seal.
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    Stone to speak at the National Press Club

    Stone to speak at the National Press Club WASHINGTON, (UPI) -- "Platoon," "JFK" and "W." director Oliver Stone has been booked to speak at a National Press Club luncheon in Washington, the organization said. The event is to take place June 23. Stone is expected to speak about making his...
  18. CASPER

    Mickelson hits hybrid to remember

    FARMINGDALE, N.Y. (AP)—Phil Mickelson gave his adoring fans a shot to remember Saturday in the U.S. Open—a remarkable hybrid that none of the Bethpage Black regulars would even think to try, let alone have the club to play it. From 164 yards in rough left of the 15th fairway, he opened the face...
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    Roger's wife

    Roger's wife -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Roger is a hard worker, and he spends most of his nights bowling or playing volleyball. One weekend, his wife decides that he needs to relax a little and take a break from sports, so she takes him to...
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    Golf Lessons

    Golf Lessons -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A husband and a wife want to take golf lessons from a pro at a local golf club. The man and woman meet the pro and head to the driving range. The man goes up first. He swings and hits the ball 100...
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