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A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'...
Chocolate Ice Cream, Please!
A man walks into an ice cream parlor and says "Can I have a pint of chocolate ice cream, please?"
The clerk looks up and says "Sorry sir, but we don't have any chocolate left."
After careful pondering the man says, "OK, I'll have two scoops of chocolate ice cream...
When Christian Losciale began his first day of work at Sparky’s Homemade Ice Cream on Wednesday, he did not expect to volunteer to de-wing cicadas for a new batch of ice cream. “Scott Southwick tossed the idea around the other day, so I had some idea, but he figured now was a good chance,”...
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face.
"Why are you rubbing cold cream on your face, Mommy?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful," said his mother.
A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?" asked...
How to be back the text on a faded store receipt?
A specialist ice cream parlour plans to serve up breast milk ice cream and says people should think of it as an organic, free-range treat.
The breast milk concoction, called the "Baby Gaga," will be available from Friday at the Icecreamists...
Sweet onions combine with fragrant herbs in a luscious and creamy winter side dish seasoned with whole-grain sourdough bread crumbs and grated Pecorino Romano cheese.
Ingredients
1/4 cup butter
8 large onions (about 3 1/2 pounds), preferably Italian torpedo, Vidalia or Walla Walla onions...
Olive oil ice cream, enriched by pasture-raised egg yolks, honey, fresh cream and whole milk, is dense in vitamins, minerals and antioxidants. The combination of unrefined extra virgin olive oil and blood oranges, with their fruity and floral perfumes, adds a beautiful flavor and generous boost...
Robbers target Fla. ice cream vendor
BOYNTON BEACH, Fla., (UPI) -- Two robbers' need for cold cash apparently led them to rob an ice cream vendor at gunpoint, a holdup that netted them all of $25, police in Florida say.
The Friday night robbery in Boynton Beach started with the two men...
WIZZARD'S NEW YORK STYLE CHICKEN WING DIP
Hot sauce:
1/2 melted butter
1/2 Franks red hot
1 tablespoon vinegar
1 tablespoon lemon juice
3-4 large chicken breasts
home made hot sauce (see above)
2 packages of cream cheese
1/2 cup blue cheese (or to taste)
Boil chicken on stove top (takes...
WHITE RUSSIAN BLACKBERRY CHEESECAKE
1/2 c. butter
2 tbsp. Kahlua
2 c. shortbread cookie crumbs
1 c. blackberries
1 to 2 tbsp. sugar
2 to 3 tbsp. Minute tapioca
16 oz. cream cheese, softened
1 c. sugar
3 eggs
1 c. sour cream
1/2 c. whipping cream
1/4 c. Kahlua
3 tbsp. vodka
1/2 c. blackberry...
FRENCH SILK CHOCOLATE PIE
1/2 c. butter
1 square Bakers bitter chocolate
1 tsp. vanilla
3/4 c. sugar
2 eggs
1 c. whipping cream
Cream butter and sugar thoroughly with electric mixer so mixture will not be grainy. Cook, add vanilla and eggs, one at a time, beating after each addition. Pour in...
ZWIEBELKUCHEN
Make a dough from yeast.
Regina prepares it this way:
1 c. and 1 tbsp. flour (500 grams)
4 tsp. yeast (20 grams)
In a bowl, stir and knead 1/2 of the flour with the yeast and some warm water to make a dough.
Cover it with a clean, linen towel and allow to rise for 20 minutes...
Prep: 15 minutes
Total: 15 minutes, plus chillingIngredients
Serves 8
* 2 cups blackberries (8 ounces total), plus more for garnish
* 1/2 cup sugar
* 1 teaspoon fresh lemon juice
* 2 cups heavy cream
* 1/2 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
Directions
1. In a blender...
Dessert doesn't need to be really sweet to seem indulgent. Broiling apricots with a touch of brown sugar intensifies the fruit's flavor without adding too many calories.
Prep: 15 minutes
Total: 15 minutes
Ingredients
Serves 4
* 1 tablespoon finely grated fresh ginger
* 1/2 cup heavy...
Ingredients
Makes 8 to 10
* 2 cups all-purpose flour, plus more for work surface, hands, and cutter
* 3 tablespoons sugar, plus more for sprinkling
* 1 tablespoon baking powder
* 1/2 teaspoon salt
* 6 tablespoons cold unsalted butter, cut into small pieces
* 1/3 cup...