The sales girl at the Pink *****cat boutique didn't bat an eye when the customer purchased an artificial ******.
"What are you going to use it for?" she asked.
"None of your business," answered the customer, beet red and thoroughly offended.
"Calm down, buddy," soothed the salesgirl."
The...
Bank robber
A hooded robber burst into a Texas bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door, a brave Texas customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off revealing the robber’s face. The robber shot the customer without a moment’s hesitation.
He then...
For the ninth year in a row, the University of Michigan's American Customer Satisfaction Index (ACSI) has named DIRECTV the nation's number one satellite TV provider in terms of overall customer happiness, beating out DISH Network by seven points.
According to ACSI, DIRECTV also outperformed...
headshaker
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Returning from the men's room, a bar customer was shaking his head. "What's the matter?" inquired the bartender. "While I was in the bathroom back there, I noticed among the scribblings on the wall...
Wish I could think so quickly.
A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After they got settled in their seats A
woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked,'Are
all of those kids yours?' He replied,'No, I work for a condom company.
These are customer
Complaints.'
DIRECTV Opens Customer Care Facility
On Monday, DIRECTV opened its sixth owned-and-operated customer care facility, this one in Huntington, W.Va.
The former PRC will employ more than 550 customer service representatives and supervisory staff, the satellite TV company said. DIRECTV completed...