Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, Unicorns
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Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never have an erection. Enjoy...
Hunting dear season start for me on monday and for many other looking for the big buck, i want to shout out for all "Please be safe" a few tips.:)
1 - no hear shot..:No:
2 - know what behind your pray..:confused:
3 - empty guns kills..:cry:
4 - a 22 can go for over a mile.:yes:
5 - always know...
Judith and Isaac are having an almighty row. "I’m disappointed in you, Isaac," shouts Judith. "When I first married you, I thought you were a brave man."
"Yes dear," Isaac replies, "and so did all my friends."
Dear Mom
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A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter on the wall over the bed.
With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:
"It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling...
wincy Spider...
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A man is watching her daughter, who is only six, playing outside in the garden. Suddenly she stops, and the man is obviously worried. So he puts on his shoes, and walks outside. He says:
"What it...
Im not much of a writer, but I would like to say hello to all the wonderful members of this community and to our dear moderator.
Im glad to be a member of this wonderful family.
tcortes