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    Quebec couple travelled to Switzerland so husband could die

    Montreal residents Lucille Therrien and her husband Arthur travelled to Switzerland last October so that he could legally get help to die, and his wish was fulfilled. The couple's trip came before Quebec introduced an end-of-life bill in the national assembly this week. More...
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    Diet tops disease risks for Canadians

    Eating a poor quality diet is the leading risk factor for diseases and injuries that cause Canadians to die prematurely and become disabled, according to a new report. More...
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    Classic

    The wife was screaming at her Husband: "Leave!! Get out of this house!" she ordered. As he was walking out the door she yelled, "I hope you die a slow and painful death!" He turned around and replied "So, now you want me to stay?
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    Andre Kelley: Adult Table

    This was a really, really big year for me. I got to go home for Thanksgiving and sit at the adults' table. That's 'cause, you know, somebody had to die for me to move up a plate.
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    Donald Glover: Crazy Men Stories

    Why don't women have crazy men stories? I don't really hear them. And then I realized, it's because if you got a crazy boyfriend, you're going to die. Just something about men, the second they realize they're crazy, it's like, 'Time to kill everything I love.'
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    B.C. plane crash passenger thought she would die

    A woman aboard the plane that crashed near Vancouver Thursday says she thought she would die and sent goodbye emails to her children from her cellphone as the aircraft descended. More...
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    The business-security disconnect that won't die

    When it comes to protecting sensitive data, security always seems to be a step behind the business -- despite everything you've heard. More...
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    'BabyBeat' computer system could battle SIDS

    The term "sudden infant death syndrome" is vague for a reason; it names the unexpected and inexplicable death of a child under age 1. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention estimate that roughly 2,500 babies in the U.S. alone die from SIDS each year. What are your thoughts? Click here...
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    Selling my stuff when I die!

    . One lazy Sunday morning, the wife and I were quiet and thoughtful, sitting around the breakfast table,when I said to her unexpectedly, "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff, immediately." "Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked. "I figure a woman as fine...
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    Fungal dandelion killer tested on P.E.I.

    Agriculture Canada officials are working on a new natural pesticide to kill weeds such as dandelions. The pesticide is made from a fungus and it could soon be on store shelves. Trials began on P.E.I. after the province banned 2,4-D as a lawn pesticide in 2010. "The material that we put on it...
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    When I die

    When I die, I want to die like my grandfather-peacefully in his sleep. Not like the passengers that were in his car
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    3 die in Edmonton house explosion

    3 die in Edmonton house explosion EDMONTON, Alberta, (UPI) -- An explosion in an Edmonton residential neighborhood Sunday afternoon left three people dead and at least three others hospitalized, authorities said. The Edmonton Journal reported it was possible others were still missing. The...
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    If I die,

    My wife said to me yesterday, "If I die, I want you to promise me, in the funeral procession, you'll let my mother ride in the first car with you." I said, "ok, but it will totally ruin my day....."
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    Why did you have to die?"

    A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"...
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    Two doctors

    Two doctors are walking down the corridor of the hospital. First doc asks, "Did you tell that lawyer in room 316 that he was going to die?" "Sure did", second one answers. First doc says, "Darn! I wanted to tell him!"
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    how you die

    how you die -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two men waiting at the pearly gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death," says the second. "That's awful, how does it feel to freeze to death?"...
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