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A drunk Scott walks into his bedroom with a goat on a leash trailing behind him. "This is the cow I sleep with when you aren't in the mood." The Scott says. His wife looks up from her book and says "If you weren't such a drunken fool, I would tell you that wasn't a cow!" To which the Scott...

Mich. may toughen law on drunken boating LANSING, Mich., (UPI) -- Michigan is considering lowering the permissible blood-alcohol level for boating to the 0.08 percent that is now the limit for motor vehicle drivers. The Michigan Sheriffs Association has endorsed the proposal, The Detroit News...