Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus?
It's called the **** Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for giving people a ****ty outlook on life.
If you don't believe it, pull a hair from your arse and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eyes...
A Washington state woman is facing a first-degree child assault charge for allegedly putting bleach in her 14-month-old daughter's eyes, authorities say.
The case against Jennifer Lynn Mothershead, 29, of Buckley began in May 2011 when the daughter was airlifted to a hospital with a head...
Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around the eyes, look into my eyes and you're under!
That was a line from amazing hypnotist character Kenny...
I'm sitting in front of the computer most of the day and still not using any filter to my CRT monitor.What could be better to prevent my pain in eyes? Using a filter to the CRT or changing my monitor to LCD one?
-- The breathing tube for U.S. Rep. Gabrielle Giffords could be removed Friday as she continues on her "miracle" journey to recovery after she was critically injured in a mass shooting, her husband said.
Though the congresswoman had been shot in the head less than a week ago, she continued to...
http://cnn.com/video/?/video/us/2011/01/12/ac.giffords.aide.eyes.open.cnn
-- When President Barack Obama said Wednesday night that Rep. Gabrielle Giffords had opened her eyes for the first time since being shot on Saturday, an overflow crowd of nearly 30,000 people at a memorial event erupted...
Eye-rolling woman kicked out of meeting
ELMHURST, Ill., A City Council committee meeting in suburban Chicago ended abruptly when two aldermen walked out in protest of a citizen being ejected for rolling her eyes.
Stephen Hipskind, chairman of the Elmhurst City Council committee charged with...
Hey all our buddy "aalard' will be down for a few day's
get well my friend please don't rush your recovery,, on your eyes surgery stay off your eyes for a few extra day's LOL
we miss your sports and world news up dates,,
B hunter :dirol:
Puppies
A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell. He painted a sign advertising the 4 pups. And set about nailing it to a post on the edge of his yard. As he was driving the last nail into the post, he felt a tug on his overalls. He looked down into the eyes of little boy.
"Mister," he...