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A man is in hospital with non-life threatening injuries after a number of shots were fired into a restaurant at Yorkdale mall just after midnight Saturday morning. More...

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem. In response, the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the...

AP - Two days of bloody turmoil in Syria killed at least 74 people, including small children, as forces loyal to President Bashar Assad shelled residential buildings and fired on crowds in a dramatic escalation of violence, activists said Friday. More...

After being fired from a school board job she held for nearly a decade, a Quebec office assistant who moonlighted as a porn actress has wholly embraced the industry that got her into hot water in the first place. More...

New details are emerging about the rowdy behaviour of two Research In Motion executives who were fired for disrupting an intercontinental flight

An Edmonton man who fired his gun through the floor of a townhouse killing a man below was found guilty of manslaughter Thursday and sentenced to 12 years in prison. Court of Queen's Bench Justice Adam Germain called the testimony of Jason Seruhungo, 22, implausible and nonsensical. Germain...

<div>Michael Moore, the high-profile American activist and filmmaker, has offered a job to the Senate page who was fired Friday for her stunning protest against Prime Minister Stephen Harper. Moore, famous for films such as Bowling for Columbine and Fahrenheit 9/11, posted a link on Facebook...

Two boys, aged 12 and 15, have been arrested in connection with shootings in Winnipeg. The 12-year-old is facing charged of attempted murder for allegedly trying to shoot another boy, but failed when the gun didn't go off. Police were called at about 12:30 p.m. Wednesday about shots fired in...

Forces loyal to Moammar Gadhafi fired tear gas at protesters who marched in Tripoli on Friday, calling for the Libyan leader's ouster in defiance of a fierce crackdown by regime supporters that has spread fear in the capital. More than 1,500 protesters marched out of the Murad Agha mosque after...

-- Police in the northern city of El Kef opened fire on a crowd of protesters in Tunisia on Saturday after demonstrators reportedly became violent, the country's official news agency reported. About a thousand people were outside the police station when authorities fired shots, killing two...

Toronto police say three people were arrested Wednesday afternoon following an alleged gas bar robbery. Police originally said the suspects fired at officers, but later clarified and said the shots were fired into the ground. No one was injured in the robbery in the Adelaide and Niagara...

RCMP in eastern Newfoundland said that a man who has barricaded himself in a house fired at police officers late Wednesday. Leo Crockwell, who is wanted on a warrant for charges that include assault with a weapon and uttering threats, fired shots at police after RCMP tried to flush him out of a...

Washington -- The same weapon was used in three recent incidents of shots fired at military buildings, including the Pentagon, the FBI said Thursday. Tests at the FBI Laboratory showed that the Tuesday night shooting at a vacant Marine Corps Recruiting Station in Chantilly, Virginia, involved...

Egypt says rockets fired by Gazans CAIRO, Egyptian officials allege Palestinians from Gaza entered the Sinai and fired rockets at the southern Israeli town of Eilat and the Jordanian town of Aqaba. In Monday's rocket attack, a Jordanian citizen was killed and four others injured after five...

Police: Fired Mazda worker kills with car HIROSHIMA, Japan, (UPI) -- A former Mazda employee killed one person and injured 11 Tuesday when he deliberately drove his car into groups of workers at a Japanese plant, police said. The assaults took place at Mazda's headquarters factory in...

The pickle slicer -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There was a man who had worked his whole life in a pickle factory. One day he came home and told his wife that he had been fired from his job. She began to scream and yell, "You have given them...