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Montreal residents Lucille Therrien and her husband Arthur travelled to Switzerland last October so that he could legally get help to die, and his wish was fulfilled. The couple's trip came before Quebec introduced an end-of-life bill in the national assembly this week. More...

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we can have her shipped back home for $5,000. The husband thought about it and told the...

A couple are at an airport in Arizona awaiting their flight. They were dressed in heavy boots, parka, scarf, mittens. All ready to head home to the Canadian winter. An older American couple standing nearby is intrigued by their manner of dress. The wife says to her husband, "Look at that...

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and...

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the lady. "We visited the...

You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man." A lady inserted an ad in the...

-- Actress Zsa Zsa Gabor was taken by ambulance to a Los Angeles hospital Tuesday morning, the spokesman for her husband said. "She was spitting blood," spokesman John Blanchette said. Prince Frederic Von Anhalt, her husband of almost 25 years, called her doctor who instructed him to call the...

A Regina man who was subdued and pepper-sprayed by police during an arrest died by accident, a jury in a coroner's inquest has found. The death of Calvin McLean on Oct. 9, 2008, as noted in an autopsy, was caused by asphyxiation, the jury concluded late Friday night after 12 hours of...

Paul Martin has been denied bail after being charged with attempting to murder his wife. The Ontario woman allegedly slashed by her husband in Jamaica last week returned home late Wednesday afternoon, a Toronto airport official confirmed. A Greater Toronto Airports Authority official said...

CINCINNATI -- The woman once referred to as "The Black Widow" for killing her husband has died in prison. The Ohio Department of Rehabilitation and Correction confirmed to WLWT that Della Sutorius died. The ODRC could not confirm a cause of death. Della Sutorius was convicted of aggravated...

http://cnn.com/video/?/video/us/2010/11/01/bts.military.widow.marathon.cnn Arlington, Va. -- For some athletes, running the Marine Corps Marathon is about the exhilaration of running 26.2 miles, pushing through one's physical limits and the thrill of taking those first steps past the finish...

Ad offers free baby-sitting as punishment SOUTHLAKE, Texas, The parents of a Texas 16-year-old caught violating her curfew took out a newspaper ad offering their daughter's services as a free baby sitter. Wendy Rausch of Southlake, 16-year-old Kirstin Rausch's stepmother, said her husband came...

Mom: Boy's disappearance 'very planned' PORTLAND, Ore., The mother of a missing Oregon boy said Wednesday she believes his disappearance was "very planned." In an interview on NBC's "Today Show," Desiree Young put the blame on Terri Horman, Kyron Horman's stepmother. Horman is the last person...

Pissed off... ________________________________________ Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to the bartender, "I'm so pissed off !" "Oh yeah? What happened?" asked the bartender politely. "See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back to...

A Woman Goes to The Doctor Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp...." Doctor:"I have a real good medicine against that: When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start...

Alrighty then !! A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, "Who...

Knock Knock A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there. He asks the lady "Do you have a vagina"? She slams the door in disgust. The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same...

Costume Party A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good...

A husband and wife -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A husband and wife are traveling by car from Atlanta to New York. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they decide to stop at a nice hotel and take a room. They only plan to sleep for...

Fish on Friday -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A husband and wife came for counseling after 20 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade, listing every problem they had ever had in the...