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THE DECISION A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but...

Saved By An Inch Little Johnny's mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so she took off all of her clothes and pointed to her vagina, and said, "Johnny. This is where you come from." Johnny went to school the next day smiling and insisting all his friends now refer to him as...

COOKIE WAFERS: 1 (18.25 oz) box Dark Fudge Cake Mix 1/3 cup water 2 tablespoons shortening CREME FILLING: 3 1/2 cups powdered sugar 1/2 tablespoon granulated sugar 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract 1/2 cup shortening (no substitution) 3 tablespoons hot water Preheat oven to 325F. Blend all...