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The farmer had a wife who nagged him all the time. One day while he was plowing the field, she came out and started nagging .While she did this,the mule kicked her and she died. At the funeral,the ladies came up and talked to the farmer. The farmer nodded his head "yes". The men came up and...

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home having a smoke (that's the only place they could smoke at the nursing home) when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. Lady 2: "What's that?" Lady 1...

BIRMINGHAM, England, -- An English college student who wore a skin-tight mask and wig to sneak into ladies' toilets has been spared a prison term. Joel Hardman, 22, was ordered to get psychological treatment, The Sun reported. He must also register as a sex offender for five years...

One day, while going to the store, I passed a nursing home. On the front lawn there were six old ladies lying naked on the grass, Millie, Nelda, Elma, Lacie, Sippie and Rosie. I thought it was a bit unusual but continued on my way to the store. On my return home, I passed the same nursing home...

Two old Ladies in a car It was a small Florida town the patrolman was making his evening rounds. As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car. He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. Were they trying to steal it...

Greetings ladies and gentlemen. It is I says me. As you were.

twosome of ladies -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two businessmen were out at their private golf club enjoying a beautiful afternoon with a round of golf. Since it was just the two of them, they were moving around the course in short time until...

Two old ladies -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and...

Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Maude: What in the hell is that? Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get...