lettuce

A man in the Safeway Store tries to buy half a head of lettuce. The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce. The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy says he'll ask his manager about it. Walking into the back room, the boy said to his...

Grilled Beef Lettuce Cups with Carrot, Radish & Cilantro Ingredients 1 1/2 pounds flank steak 1/4 cup soy sauce 1 lime, juiced 2 tablespoons peanut oil 1 tablespoon brown sugar 3 cloves garlic, peeled and smashed 1 inch piece fresh ginger, peeled and smashed 1/2 teaspoon...

Whores and Hockey Players -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man in the Safeway Store tries to buy half a head of lettuce. The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce. The man persists and asks to see...

Making a Sandwich. This guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is about 9 years old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices...

1 Pound boneless skinless chicken breasts, cooked and shredded 1 cup chi chi's salsa, drained 2 hard cooked eggs, finely chopped 1/2 cup sour cream 1/4 cup mayo 2 tbsp. finely chopped onion 1 tsp. grated lime peel 1/2 tsp. chili powder 1/4 tsp. ground cumin lettuce leaves In a large bowl...

1 Sesame−seed hamburger bun 1/4 Pound Ground beef 1 d Salt 3 Dill pickle slices 1 Teaspoon Catsup 4 Onion rings 2 Tomato slices 1/4 Cup Chopped lettuce 1 Tablespoon Mayonnaise Preheat a barbecue grill on high. Toast both halves of the bun, face down, in a hot skillet. Set aside. Form the beef...