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-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.. The nurse started with certain basics. "How much do you weigh?" she asked. "135," I said. The nurse put me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180. The nurse...

mental institution mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's driving a car. The nurse asks him, "Charlie , what are you doing?" Charlie replied, "Driving to Chicago!" The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room. The next day the nurse enters...

Keep That Motor Running It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old girl. After a year she went into the hospital to give birth. The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow. "This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?" He answered, "You've got to keep...

The OLD MOTOR > >>> > >>> The marriage of an 80 year old man and a 20 year old woman was the talk > >>> of the town. After being married a year, the couple went to the hospital > >>> for the birth of their first child. > >>> > >>> The attending nurse came out of the delivery room to...

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his...

Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy. 'Congratulations,' says the nurse to the new parents. 'Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?' The puzzled father...

sperm traning -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't...

Gay baby Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mixed their sperm together and had a surrogate mother artificially inseminated with it. When the baby was born, they rushed to the hospital. A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are crying and...

Needs Help -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nurses aren't supposed to laugh." Fred declared. "Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional Nurse. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a Patient." "Okay then," Fred said and proceeded to drop...

A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might have been a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him...