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    Girl, 8, drowned in wave pool: pathologist

    A pathologist in a coroner's inquest examining how an eight-year-old girl died in a Kanata wave pool three years ago testified on Tuesday that the child had drowned. Third-grader Eline Ilunga was found face-down in the water at the Kanata Leisure Centre's wave pool in 2008 during a friend's...
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    Buffalo found in swimming pool

    Buffalo found in swimming pool CLEVELAND, Ga., -- A Georgia man said he and his wife investigated a pair of large holes in their swimming pool cover and were surprised to find a buffalo in the empty pool. Chris Nonnemaker of White County said rescuers threw carpet into the pool Saturday...
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    Pool disinfectants may affect health

    Pool disinfectants may affect health URBANA, Ill., Negative health outcomes can occur when disinfection byproducts form reactions with organic matter in swimming pool water, U.S. researchers suggest. Michael Plewa of the University of Illinois College of Agricultural, Consumer and...
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    Blonde Swimmer*

    Blonde Swimmer* *A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away.** *She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other..'* *He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along.'* *So she consented, they were married, and off...
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    disabled swimming contest

    Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second no legs and the third has no body, just a head. They all line up, the whistle blows and "splash" they're all in the pool The guy with no arms takes the lead instantly but the guy with no legs is closing fast. The...
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    Getting to know you

    Getting to know you -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man met a beautiful blonde lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other." He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about...
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    Getting to know you

    Getting to know you -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man met a beautiful blonde lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other." He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about...
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    I think you're the father of one of my kids

    I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of...
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    The best kick

    The best pool shot ever!! The best pool shot ever! 7GA3ySz4el4
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