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    A woman enrolled in nursing school

    A woman enrolled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her asshole does when she has an orgasm."Sure!" she says, "He's at home taking care of the kids ..."
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    1 dead, more hurt in Pa. school bus crash

    A school bus collided head-on with a large truck in Pennsylvania Wednesday, killing at least one person and leaving many others injured, authorities said. The 2:30 p.m. EDT crash on Route 281 between Somerset and Confluence involved a bus from the Turkeyfoot Valley Area School District and a...
  3. the doctor

    Mike Vecchione: Private Detective School

    I went online to become a private detective. It was a private detective school online, and I paid online. But then I never heard from them again. I thought to myself, 'I either got ripped off or this is my first case.'
  4. the doctor

    1 dead, 4 wounded in Ohio high school shooting (AP)

    AP - A teenager opened fire in the cafeteria at his suburban Cleveland high school Monday, killing one student and wounding four others before he was chased from the building by a teacher and captured a short distance away, authorities said. More...
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    1 dead, 4 wounded in Ohio school shooting (AP)

    AP - A teenager described as a bullied outcast at his suburban Cleveland high school opened fire in the cafeteria Monday morning, killing one student and wounding four others before being caught a short distance away, authorities said. More...
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    Truth and Reconciliation Commission says healing requires education

    The chairman of a commission established to help Canada's First Nations heal from residential school abuses says education is the key to understanding the impact of the experience. More...
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    Los Angeles school reopens amid sex abuse scandal (AP)

    AP - School got off to a rough start Thursday with students returning to class for the first time since their entire elementary school staff was replaced after two longtime teachers were accused of lewd acts on children. More...
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    Man seeks court order against 4th-grader

    A California man is seeking an extension to the restraining order he obtained against a fourth-grade boy he said threatened his 10-year-old son with a knife. "I want to make sure my son will be safe," Robert Casteel told The Riverside (Calif.) Press-Enterprise Monday. His son Christopher came...
  9. the doctor

    Official: Faculty to be removed at LA school (AP)

    AP - The entire faculty at an elementary school where two teachers were arrested on suspicion of lewd conduct will be removed while the school district investigates, the Los Angeles school superintendent told parents Monday. More...
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    Allergy kills Virginia girl at school

    (CNN) -- The death of a 7-year-old Virginia girl from a suspected peanut allergy at school has raised questions about how prepared school officials are to handle sudden reactions in children. First-grader Ammaria Johnson died Monday after breaking out in hives and complaining of shortness of...
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    Fired Quebec school secretary starts porn company

    After being fired from a school board job she held for nearly a decade, a Quebec office assistant who moonlighted as a porn actress has wholly embraced the industry that got her into hot water in the first place. More...
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    Teen faces prison after sex doll prank goes awry

    When 18-year-old Tyell Morton put a blow-up sex doll in a bathroom stall on the last day of school, he didn't expect school officials to call a bomb squad or that he'd be facing up to eight years in prison and a possible felony record. The senior prank gone awry has raised questions of race...
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    A Swedish Joke

    Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, 'I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from sweden.' The other guy responds proudly, 'Yes, I am!' The first guy says, 'So am I! And where from Sweden are you? The other...
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    School program co-ordinator faces sex charges

    Louis McRae, 33, faces numerous sex charges in relation to an investigation at Joseph Brant Senior Public School. (Toronto Police) A 33-year-old Toronto man is in custody in connection with a sexual assault investigation that began in May at a public school in Scarborough. Toronto Police said...
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    Car hits school bus carrying 30 students

    No one was injured when school bus carrying 30 students was involved in an accident Thursday afternoon in Antigonish. The school bus was at the intersection of Highway 104 and Church Street when a car hit the bus just before 3 p.m. The car blew a tire, lost control and hit the bus, according...
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    Public school board hikes bus fees

    Public school board trustees have raised the monthly fee for busing students and dropped the family maximum that limited what Calgary parents had to pay. The $40-a-month maximum has been eliminated for the next school year, which means parents will soon pay the full monthly amount for each...
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    Ohio School Graduating 10 Sets Of Twins

    The graduating class at an Ohio high school features a multitude of multiples: 10 sets of twins and one set of triplets. They make up 8 percent of the 282 seniors receiving their diplomas from Canfield High School on June 12. Principal John Tullio tells The Vindicator of Youngstown the 23...
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    Student killed in blast mourned at funeral

    Close to 800 friends and family of Eric Leighton gathered to mourn at an Ottawa church, eight days after the high school student died following an explosion in a school auto shop class. Some mourners arrived at St. Patrick's Fallowfield parish in the Ottawa neighbourhood of Nepean on Friday...
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    Federal Court Lifts Ban on Public Prayer at Texas High School Graduation After Uproar

    <div>A federal appeals court has lifted the order banning public prayer at a Texas high school graduation Saturday. The reversal comes on the heels of increasing criticism of a federal judge's earlier ruling that agreed with the parents of one graduating student that religious expression...
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    Children surprised to see bears on school grounds

    A bear and a cub were found walking through the parking lot of Dr. A.T. Leatherbarrow Primary School in Hampton on Monday. "The kindergarten children in Mrs. Landry's class were thrilled. They were very excited," said the school's principal, Lisa Jardine. The school kept students inside for...
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