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A Newfie was standing at a bar and a beautiful woman was beside him so he leans over and says, "You remind me of my little toe." She replies, "What? You mean I'm small and cute?" He says, "No. I’ll probably bang you on the coffee table later when I'm drunk."

An 11-year-old boy is dead after being injured by a service elevator in a small community north of Kitchener, Ont. More...

AP - A united Senate emphatically approved legislation Thursday intended to help unemployed veterans and companies doing business with the government, endorsing a measure that includes the first small slice of President Barack Obama's jobs plan that is likely to become law. More...

AP - Unprecedented drug shortages are threatening the lives of cancer patients and other seriously ill people, and the Obama administration's plan to tackle them is but a small step toward solving a complex problem. More...

With the proliferation of data breaches, The Harford insurance company is selling a new data loss insurance aimed at small businesses that might be put at financial risk if they lose valuable and sensitive data. More...

A recent Symantec survey of adoption of virtualization within small businesses revealed that most companies are failing to take even the most basic steps to reduce risks to their data. More...

Research In Motion launched a free online service for small businesses to help them centrally manage BlackBerry smartphones in the cloud, providing protection for business content saved on the devices. More...

Google has started warning some search users of malware on their computers, after it found unusual search traffic coming through a small number of intermediary servers called proxies. More...

The identities of two people killed when two aircraft collided in midair will be released Saturday, Virginia authorities said. A medical helicopter and a privately-owned small plane collided Friday afternoon near the Shenandoah Valley Regional Airport, police told CNN affiliate WHSV. Both of...

Newfoundland Medical Dictionary Folks in Newfoundland have the Lowest Stress rate because they do not take medical terminology seriously. Artery..........................................The study of paintings Bacteria........................................Back door to cafeteria...

http://cnn.com/video/?/video/world/2010/11/14/lah.japan.small.house.cnn Fuyuhito Moriya is 39 and still lives with his mother, but in circumstances you would call a tad unusual. Moriya, an unmarried man, and his mother, Yoko, live in a house that's built on 30 square meters, that's the same...

A 4.4-magnitude earthquake appeared to trigger a small landslide in Wyoming's Bridger-Teton National Forest on Saturday, an emergency management official said. No injuries were reported and the quarter-mile-wide slide stopped short of the road, leaving only a trail at Ditch Creek affected, Rich...

A small passenger ferry capsized in a canal near Amsterdam in the Netherlands Friday morning, after it was hit by another ship, Dutch police said. It was not immediately clear if anyone was on board the ferry, which is used to transport people and bicycles, according to Carine Portengen with...

A gas explosion Saturday killed at least 20 miners in China, state media reported. Hundreds of miners die in China annually; Beijing is closing 1,355 small mines this year. A gas explosion Saturday killed at least 20 workers and 17 more were trapped at a coal mine in central China...

Three midgets were at the circus and they were broke and desperate. The one notices a Guinness Book of world records trailer and gets and idea. He tells his buddies that he has really small hands and he goes in the trailer. Ten minutes later he comes out all happy with a big smile on his face...

White House pushes for small business bill ABOARD AIR FORCE ONE, White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs on Friday pressed Republicans to pass a stimulus bill that would cut capital gains taxes for small U.S. businesses. Asked what response President Barack Obama would have to the gross...

2 small planes violate Obama airspace LAS VEGAS, (UPI) -- Two small planes violated airspace restrictions put in place Friday morning for President Barack Obama's trip to Nevada, officials said. F-16 fighter jets escorted both planes to nearby airports, CNN reported. The fighters were under...

Carey puts out small fire on stage LOS ANGELES, (UPI) -- U.S. pop star Mariah Carey said via Twitter she extinguished a small fire on the stage at a concert in Egypt this week. "In Egypt getting ready to go on stage and suddenly there was a surge of power and an electrical fire started...

WIZZARD'S OLD CORNISH PASTY 100 year old Cornish pasty direct from Cornwall, England. Known also as Cornish Pasties, these old-timey turnovers are a delicious and satisfying meal. pie dough, enough for a single crust butter salt and pepper 2 large, peeled, raw potatoes 1 medium sized onion 2...

The Cab Ride I arrived at the address and honked the horn. After waiting a few minutes I walked to the door and knocked.. 'Just a minute', answered a frail, elderly voice. I could hear something being dragged across the floor. After a long pause, the door opened. A small woman in her...