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  1. No Warranty

    Once and for all, girls. Get it straight.....

    Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no reason to remind him every six months about it!
  2. No Warranty

    Louisiana trucker

    A Louisiana trucker who had been out on the road for three straight weeks stopped at a brothel outside Las Vegas. He walked straight up to the madam, plopped down $500.00 and said, "I want your fattest woman, a bologna sandwich and a six pack of beer. The madam was astonished. She said, "OK...
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    24 dead in 3 days of Cairo anti-military protests (AP)

    AP - Security forces fired tear gas and clashed Monday with several thousand protesters in Cairo's Tahrir Square in the third straight day of violence that has killed at least 24 people and has turned into the most sustained challenge yet to the rule of Egypt's military. More...
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    Royals hand Reds its third straight loss 5-3

    GOODYEAR, Ariz. - Kila Ka'aihue and Alcides Escobar hit two-run home runs and Alex Gordon doubled for his fourth straight game with an extra-base hit in Kansas City's 5-3 win over the Cincinnati Reds on Wednesday night.
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    Mavericks beat Knicks for sixth straight win 113-97

    Mavericks beat Knicks for sixth straight win AP – Wed Feb 2, 10:00 pm ET AP NEW YORK - Dirk Nowitzki had 29 points and 11 rebounds, and the Dallas Mavericks seized control in the third quarter before beating the New York Knicks 113-97 on Wednesday night for their sixth straight victory...
  6. Viper®

    The wedding test

    I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me..It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was...
  7. BROWNNOSE

    Nuggets hand Cavaliers 19th straight road loss 127-99

    DENVER – Nene scored 22 points, Chauncey Billups and Arron Afflalo each added 21 and the Denver Nuggets handed the banged-up Cleveland Cavaliers their 19th straight road loss, 127-99 on Saturday night. Carmelo Anthony, shrugging off the intensifying trade talks, finished with 12 points as the...
  8. CASPER

    NHL=Toronto wins 4th straight, beating Sharks 4-2

    SAN JOSE, Calif. – Carl Gunnarsson scored a tiebreaking goal midway through Toronto's four-goal third period and the resurgent Maple Leafs gave coach Ron Wilson his 600th career win by beating his former team, the San Jose Sharks, 4-2 on Tuesday night. Clarke MacArthur scored twice, Phil...
  9. BROWNNOSE

    Warriors send Cavs to ninth straight loss 116-98

    OAKLAND, Calif. - Monta Ellis scored 32 points, David Lee had 22 points and 14 rebounds and the Golden State Warriors beat Cleveland 116-98 on Friday night, sending the Cavaliers to their ninth straight defeat. Full Story » .:dirol:
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    Manning throws for 319, Colts beat Titans 30-28

    NASHVILLE, Tenn. – Peyton Manning wants people to quit worrying about him. He's just fine, thank you very much. Manning threw for 319 yards and two touchdowns, and the Indianapolis Colts snapped their three-game skid by beating the Tennessee Titans 30-28 on Thursday night to stay just a...
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    Wozniacki wins 3rd straight Conn. crown

    Wozniacki wins 3rd straight Conn. crown NEW HAVEN, Conn., -- Caroline Wozniacki gathered momentum heading into the U.S. Open Saturday, claiming her third straight Pilot Pen Tennis title. The Danish star prevailed in three sets over Nadia Petrova 6-3, 3-6, 6-3, firing 12 aces and winning...
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    Langer notches second straight major

    Langer notches second straight major SEATTLE, Bernhard Langer won his second straight major seniors event Sunday, shooting a 3-under-par 67 to claim the championship of the U.S. Senior Open. Langer, coming off a victory at last week's Senior British Open, finished with an 8-under 272, two...
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    MLB: New York Mets 6, Cleveland 4

    MLB: New York Mets 6, Cleveland 4 CLEVELAND, (UPI) -- R.A. Dickey struck out seven over six innings Thursday and won his fifth straight decision, leading the New York Mets past Cleveland 6-4. New York captured its seventh straight and remained a half game behind division-leading Atlanta in the...
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    NHL: Philadelphia 3, Montreal 0

    NHL: Philadelphia 3, Montreal 0 PHILADELPHIA, (UPI) -- Michael Leighton turned aside 30 shots Tuesday and the Philadelphia Flyers downed Montreal 3-0 to grab a 2-0 lead in the NHL Eastern Conference finals. Leighton notched his second straight shutout and raised his record to 4-0 in...
  15. BROWNNOSE

    On the buses

    A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman. She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you. You're going straight to hell!" The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Man, I'm on the wrong bus!":Laugh:
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    Where is this bus going

    Where is this bus going? A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman. She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you. You're going straight to hell!" The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Man, I'm on the wrong bus!"
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    Here's That Drunk Again

    Here's That Drunk Again A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman. She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you. You're going straight to hell!" The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Man, I'm on the wrong bus!"
  18. CASPER

    coosat list of data cables for all models

    *The 4000 Plus uses a Null Data Cable *The 4000 PRO uses a Straight Data Cable *The 5000 Platinum uses a Straight Data Cable *The 6000 Premium uses a Straight Data Cable *The 6100 Private uses a Straight Data Cable *The 7000 miCro PVR uses a Straight Data Cable *The 8000HD uses a Null Data Cable...
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    how to guide pdf

    this pdf file will show you how to load a cw700s straight from the box
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