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A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning... Baby bear Goes downstairs,sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty.'Who's been eating my porridge?' he squeaks. Daddy Bear Arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He...

you need 9 diamond and you have to place them all in the crafting table

A Newfie was standing at a bar and a beautiful woman was beside him so he leans over and says, "You remind me of my little toe." She replies, "What? You mean I'm small and cute?" He says, "No. I’ll probably bang you on the coffee table later when I'm drunk."

This was a really, really big year for me. I got to go home for Thanksgiving and sit at the adults' table. That's 'cause, you know, somebody had to die for me to move up a plate.

An elderly man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite scones wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning on the wall, he slowly made his way out of the...

<div>Canada Post and the union representing most of its employees are turning up the pressure on each other and the public, as their negotiators grind away with little sign of movement at the table after nearly a week of rotating strikes. There will be 13 communities affected by the 24-hour...

>> >> An elderly man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of >> impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite >> scones wafting up the stairs. >> >> He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. >> Leaning on the wall, he slowly made his...

Tell the Truth -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A lady is having a bad day at the tables in Vegas. Down to her last $100, completely exasperated, she cries, "What rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?" A gent next to her, trying to...

This is how it develops: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide my car needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mailbox earlier. I decide to go through the...

"And what was the culmination of events that led you to file this action?" asked the man's attorney in the divorce hearing. "All through our marriage my wife was less than fully responsive to my sexual initiatives," replied the husband, "but the clincher came one morning at the breakfast table."...

Roger's wife -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Roger is a hard worker, and he spends most of his nights bowling or playing volleyball. One weekend, his wife decides that he needs to relax a little and take a break from sports, so she takes him to...

Choking -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One day at a local buffet, a man suddenly called out, "My son is choking! He swallowed a quarter! Help! Please, anyone! Help!" A man from a nearby table stood up and announced that he was quite...

An old man and an old woman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfast table on the morning of their 50th wedding anniversary. The old man said,"You know, 50 years ago, we were probably sitting...

Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is how it develops: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide my car needs washing. As I start toward the...

A woman is having a bad day -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A woman is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Vegas. Down to her last $100, completely exasperated, she cries, “What horrible luck! What in the world should I do now?” A...

The Three Bears (Revised) Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?' he squeaks. Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty...

Hi All! Please help me! Here is my "simple" question: Imagine a condenser, with F and maximum voltage. If I use 3 V, and he has 22 mF, what is the output voltage of this condenser? how do you calculate it? is there a table already with these unswers? Many thanks See you !!