Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's Day. Mick, the bartender says, 'You'll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy'. Paddy replies, 'OK Mick, I'll be on my way then'. Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off.. He falls flat...
Somers takes health chat to the big screen
NEW YORK, -- U.S. actress, author and health advocate Suzanne Somers will talk about appearing young and staying healthy in a soon-to-be theatrically released film.
The former "Three's Company" star and Thighmaster peddler who turns 64...
Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking.
" That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer."
Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 P.M...
Gimme a bottle of vodka and a Coke
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A Russian man walks into a supermarket:
-Gimme a bottle of vodka and a Coke.
He takes it and returns after 30 minutes:
-Gimme a bottle of vodka and a Coke.
He takes it and once...
Business Trip
A guy goes to Paris on a business trip. He gets done early on his last day in Paris and he decides to walk around and see the sights. He notices this young French woman smiling at him, so he decides to talk with her. She doesn't speak any English, and he doesn't speak any French...
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