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  1. No Warranty

    B.C. teacher cleared in sex case says trials ruined life

    A Vernon, B.C., teacher who was found not guilty of sexually assaulting a student says her five-year legal ordeal has devastated her career and her finances. More...
  2. No Warranty

    B.C. teacher duct-taped students' mouths

    The B.C. Teacher Regulation Branch has reprimanded a Vancouver teacher after she duct-taped her students' mouths in an effort to keep them quiet. More...
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    Bathroom excuse manners

    During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her students: "If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?" Mike replies: Wait a minute. I'm going for a piss...
  4. No Warranty

    Larry's new teacher

    A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Larry?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there...
  5. No Warranty

    My Favorite Animal

    Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he...
  6. the doctor

    More photos found in Calif. teacher abuse case (AP)

    AP - Investigators said Wednesday they have found 200 additional photos they believe were taken by a former teacher who is accused of committing lewd acts on 23 children over a five-year period. More...
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    In Quebec [Ozonol]

    [b]In Quebec , the French do not pronounce the letter 'H'. For example Hot Dog is pronounced Ot Dog and Hudson Hardware is pronounced Udson Ardware. They also insert an 'H' where there is none, by saying Hany (instead Of Any) and Hall (instead of All). This explanation is for non-Canadians...
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    Little Johnny : A Puppy

    Little Johnny brought a box wrapped with a red ribbon to school as a gift for his teacher. When he handed it to her, the teacher started guessing what was inside. "Chocolates?" she asked. "Nope." "A cake?" Again, little Johnny shook his head, "Nope." Then, the teacher noticed some...
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    Little Johnny : How To Sell Toothbrushes

    The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship. Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the...
  10. Viper®

    Stuttering

    A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to...
  11. Scammer

    Teacher kicked, has miscarriage

    A pregnant Bronx teacher suffered a miscarriage Wednesday after she was accidentally struck while attempting to break up a fight between two students. The teacher, identified as 27-year-old Lissedia Batista, had just started her Spanish class lesson at Exploration Academy in the Claremont...
  12. Scammer

    Sex scandal teacher is pregnant

    http://www.wfaa.com/news/crime/teacher-pregnant-109040544.html FORT WORTH — Her alleged rendezvous with a male student went from hospital bed to multiple hotel rooms. Now we've learned that former Fort Worth high school teacher Jennifer Riojas is pregnant. Investigators said the teenage...
  13. BROWNNOSE

    Little Johnny's Breakfast

    Best little Johnny joke I have heard yet. A grade three teacher is giving a lesson on nutrition, and she decides to ask her students what they had for breakfast. To add a spelling component, she asks the students to also spell their answers. Susan puts up her hand and says she had an egg...
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    Little Johnny the arab

    Mohammad, an Arab child, entered his classroom on the first day of school in Ohio . "What is your name?" – asked the teacher. "Mohammad". answered the kid. You are in America now. From now on your name will be Johnny," –replied the teacher. In the evening, Mohammad returned home. "How was your...
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    Duncan calls for better teacher ratings

    Duncan calls for better teacher ratings WASHINGTON, -- U.S. Secretary of Education Arne Duncan said Sunday that the nation was failing in its ability to evaluate public school teachers. Out of 300,000 teachers in California, "No one … can tell you who's in the top 10 percent and who's in...
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    2 good one's

    Why di sharks swimm around there prey before they attack? Here's the reason: Two great white sharks, swimming in the ocean, spied survivors of a sunken ship. "Follow me, son." the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people . "First we swim around them a few...
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    Teacher charged with student sex assault

    Teacher charged with student sex assault SAN ANTONIO, A San Antonio elementary school teacher has been arrested for an alleged sexual assault on a 12-year-old male student at a hotel, police say. The San Antonio Express-News identified her as Lucinda Rodriguez Caldwell, 38, a fifth-grade...
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    Chocolate kiss

    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It was a little boy's first day in school and a teacher was going to play a "guessing" game. She passed out different items to each of the students and proceeded to ask each student what item they received. When...
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    Little Johnny Selling Toothbrushes

    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Little Johnny understands the program and will do well as a capitalist. HOW TO SELL TOOTHBRUSHES The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell...
  20. bruksn

    How to sell toothbrushes

    Little Johnny understands the program and will do well as a capitalist. HOW TO SELL TOOTHBRUSHES The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship. Little Sally led off: "I...
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