During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her students:
"If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?"
Mike replies: Wait a minute. I'm going for a piss...
1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color...
By The Associated Press
DES MOINES, Iowa - Iowa prisons could soon be stocking prison-made toilet paper to save taxpayers money and provide jobs to inmates.
The Des Moines Register newspaper reported on Thursday that inmates at two Iowa prisons are testing a single-ply tissue processed at a...
By The Associated Press | The Canadian Press – Fri, 26 Nov 1:28 PM EST
EAGLE RIVER, Wis. - A man has been sentenced to 25 years in prison for drowning his wife in a toilet in 1999.Doug Plude was accused of poisoning 28-year-old Genell Plude with migraine medicine, drowning her in the toilet at...
A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something, but the boy continues.
"Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off." You're going to break something. He stops and eventually Mom leaves for...
My wife went out tonight, and as soon as she did I ran upstairs to the toilet for a piss, and I left the toilet seat up.
Because I can.
Then I put it back down, because I'm not stupid.
a little three year old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up. The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. But about every 10 seconds or so he puts the book down, grips onto to the toilet seat with his left hand...
NEW!!! Dual Purpose TP !!!!
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In a country where ghosts are traditionally believed to hide in the loo, a Japanese company is advertising a new literary experience --
a horror story printed on toilet paper.
Each...
doctors first time
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A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger.
His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something. The boy continues. "Johnny!"...
Robber jumps from toilet to rob Cyprus bank
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NICOSIA (AFP) - A hooded man robbed a bank in the Cyprus capital on Friday after breaking in through a window and hiding in the toilet until it opened for business...