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  1. Energizer

    Never Underestimate A Woman

    The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists: two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door, handed him a gun and said, 'We must know that you will follow...
  2. No Warranty

    Wife of B.C. man found guilty of enslaving nanny speaks out

    The wife of a Vancouver man facing life in prison after being found guilty of human trafficking and enslaving their Filipina nanny says she wants Canada's immigration minister to look into their case. More...
  3. No Warranty

    2 men jailed in Dominican wedding fight return to Canada

    Two Canadian men who were detained in the Dominican Republic for nearly three weeks after a post-wedding fight broke out at a resort have returned to Toronto, the latest step in a drama that the wife of one of the men said was "like a scene from the movies." More...
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    Golf and marriage

    Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing equipment. His wife was standing nearby watching him. After along period of silence she finally speaks. "Honey, I've been thinking, now that we're married I think it's...
  5. No Warranty

    Premature ejaculation

    A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem. In response, the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the...
  6. No Warranty

    The Jewish Grandma & Italian Grandpa

    THE JEWISH GRANDMA: A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. "You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in apartment 301 . There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow , push button 301. I will buzz you in. Come...
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    On a Lighter Note

    Mitt Romney and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barber shop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one...
  8. No Warranty

    Bull

    A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him." They...
  9. No Warranty

    Counseling

    After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and...
  10. FTA Hacker

    Afghan murder suspect's wife speaks out

    The wife of Robert Bales, the U.S. soldier charged in the shooting deaths of 17 civilians in Afghanistan, says he could not have committed the crimes. "I don't think anything will really change my mind in believing that he did not do this," Kari Bales told NBC's "Today" show in an exclusive...
  11. the doctor

    SF sheriff's wife grateful for husband's plea deal

    The attorney for the wife of San Francisco sheriff Ross Mirkarimi says her client is looking forward to getting her life back to normal after her husband struck a plea deal in a domestic violence case. More...
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    Russell Williams's wife loses bid to shield divorce documents

    The wife of convicted murderer Russell Williams has lost her bid to keep details of her proposed divorce proceedings private. More...
  13. the doctor

    Josh Sneed: After-Christmas Sale

    I was walking back through this mall in January; there was a girl in front of Victoria's Secret who stopped me. She was like, 'Hey, how's it going?' I was like, 'Good, how are you?' She goes, 'Well, I'm curious, are you shopping for a wife or girlfriend today?' I was like, 'No, why?' She goes...
  14. the doctor

    Sandusky's wife defends husband in sex abuse case (AP)

    AP - The wife of ex-Penn State assistant coach Jerry Sandusky said Thursday her husband is innocent of the child sex abuse allegations made against him and that his accusers are making up their stories, including one suggesting she was home while Sandusky attacked a boy who screamed for help...
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    Senior Golf

    Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every day since his Retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. "That's it," he tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has Got so bad. Once I've hit the ball, I can't see where it went." His wife sympathizes. As they sit...
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    Scottish love story

    An elderly man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite scones wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning on the wall, he slowly made his way out of the...
  17. No Warranty

    Negasi guilty of second-degree murder

    A jury found an Edmonton man guilty Monday of killing and dismembering his wife. Tesfai Negasi, 54, was on trial for second-degree murder in Edmonton Court of Queen's Bench for the death of his wife Selamawit, 46, on July 5, 2009. Negasi was also convicted of offering an indignity to a dead...
  18. FTA Hacker

    Started fire to avoid sex with wife

    A man who tried to set fire to his home to avoid having sex with his wife was jailed for two years. Svetin Gulisija, 26, from...
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    Scottish love story

    >> >> An elderly man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of >> impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite >> scones wafting up the stairs. >> >> He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. >> Leaning on the wall, he slowly made his...
  20. No Warranty

    Man drove wife's body to police station, jury told

    The Crown prosecutor in the trial of accused killer Tesfai Negasi said that she intends to prove that he confessed he slayed his wife to police and then directed them to his car where they found her dismembered remains. Negasi's second-degree murder trial started Tuesday in Edmonton Court of...
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