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  1. No Warranty

    Citizenship application process blamed for growing wait list

    A rise in citizenship applications and a process some say has become too complicated have created a growing backlog of permanent residents awaiting word on whether they can become Canadian citizens. More...
  2. FTA Hacker

    Facebook, Twitter light up with Hurricane Irene data

    As people up and down the East Coast of the United States prepare for Hurricane Irene, social networks are being used to get the word out about its path and how best to deal with it. More...
  3. B

    Spelling Bee

    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Little Johnny was in a spelling bee in class. He had to spell the word and use it in a sentence. The teacher asked him to please spell the word EAR. Little Johnny stood up and proudly said EAR E,A,R. Then to use...
  4. E

    [Wow!] Obama code-named ‘smart alec’ in Britain

    Do Brits think Barack Obama is a bit of a "smart alec"? The label certainly appears to fit in the minds of British police. Scotland Yard, the UK's police force, has given Obama the security codename 'Chalaque' for his visit this week to the United Kingdom, the UK Daily Mail reports. The term is...
  5. X

    How can I make a design in Photoshop and save it to use it as template on Word?

    How can I make a design in Photoshop and save it to use it as template on Word? I am doing a Newsletter, and obviously I am planning on using the same format on pretty much any issue. So I finished designing the cover page but how can I save it to use it and edit it in word whenever the text in...
  6. BROWNNOSE

    [Cool!] Redneck vs. Yale Graduate

    The National Poetry Contest had come down to two semi-finalists, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Arkansas. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word a come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was "Timbuktu." First to recite his poem was...
  7. B

    “Yes, dear….”

    Whenever my wife and I argue, I ALWAYS have the last word! It is, “Yes, dear….”
  8. BROWNNOSE

    Merry christmas

    Twas the month before Christmas* *When all through our land,* *Not a Christian was praying* *Nor taking a stand.* *See the Diversity Police had taken away,* *The reason for Christmas - no one could say.* *The children were told by their schools not to sing,* *About Shepherds and Wise...
  9. CASPER

    Themost functionalenglish word

    THEMOST FUNCTIONALENGLISH WORD HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD... Well, it's shit... That's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, Andtell others to...
  10. CASPER

    I Didn't Type That!

    Microsoft Word and most likely a bunch of other word processing programs now come with something called "AutoCorrect". When a common misspelling is made, it checks a list for it, and makes the corresponding correction. Example, it would change "adn" to "and". The magic of this is that it is user...
  11. CASPER

    Obama: 'Victory' not right word for Afghanistan

    President Barack Obama says he's uncomfortable using the word "victory" to describe the United States' goal in Afghanistan. He says the U.S. fight there is against broader terrorism and not a nation. Obama said Thursday that the fight is not going to end with a country surrendering to the...
  12. F

    Hello!

    Hello everybody up there, my name is Freddy Ramirez and I am the new kid on the block. I own two Viewsat equipment, (a Viewsatpro and a Viewsat ultra) and a Pansat 3500SD; I am not new in the FTA word, but need to learn many things, so I will be here very often. Thanks
  13. CASPER

    four letter word referring to a woman

    four letter word referring to a woman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight. "This is exciting," thought the gentleman. "I've always been a big fan of...
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