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A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two large plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. Unfortunately, there's a rip in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill falls out onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her ... Ma'am, there are $20...

An attractive lady from Seattle was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. A local on horseback came along and offered her a ride to the nearest town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was pretty uneventful except that every few...

(CNN) -- A New Jersey school employee is under fire for enlisting an impersonator to fill in for Lady Gaga, who was slated to talk to elementary school students about the dangers of bullying, school officials said. Tenafly Public Schools administrators were alerted of the gaffe by one...

There was a man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged 6 miles a day. One day, he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tan all over except his 'thing.' So, he decided to do something about it. He went to the beach, completely undressed himself and buried...

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home having a smoke (that's the only place they could smoke at the nursing home) when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. Lady 2: "What's that?" Lady 1...

Little Johnny's mother took him with her to the bank on a busy Friday. They were in line behind a rather obese lady wearing a business suit, complete with a pager. As the mother patiently waited, Little Johnny looked at the women in front of him and observed loudly, "Hey, Mom, she's REALLY FAT."...

LOS ANGELES – Lady Gaga's "Born This Way" has become the fastest-selling single ever on Apple's iTunes store worldwide, racking up more than one million downloads in five days, Apple said on Friday. Apple said the song -- a Madonna-influenced dance track that the 24 year-old singer performed...

Snow... Lady goes on vacation to Jamaica. Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate love making she asks him, 'What is your name?' 'I can't tell you,' the black man says. Every night they meet and every night she asks him again what his name is, and he...

NEW YORK – Lady Gaga is bringing her spectacle to HBO. The network said Tuesday that it is taping two Lady Gaga shows in New York's Madison Square Garden later this month for a concert special. The document of Gaga's "Monster Ball" tour will be televised on May 7, two weeks before the singer is...

Lady Antebellum was the big winner at the Grammys with five awards, including record and song of the year for the band's yearning crossover ballad "Need You Now," but rockers Arcade Fire won Sunday's biggest prize, album of the year, for their highly acclaimed "The Suburbs." Arcade Fire's Win...

FORT JACKSON, S.C. – First lady Michelle Obama said Thursday that the military's push to turn recruits into health-conscious warriors could be a model for making people across the U.S. more focused on fitness and nutrition. [Related: Science behind a resistant starch diet] Obama, who has made...

Eminem's "Recovery" was the top-selling album of 2010, according to Nielsen SoundScan numbers released Wednesday. The disc, which was the rapper's sixth chart-topper, has moved more than 3.4 million units since its June release. Coming in at No. 2 is Lady Antebellum's "Need You Now," which...

Rapper Eminem nabbed 10 Grammy nominations, the most of all nominees, when nominations for the 53rd annual Grammy Awards were announced late Wednesday. Others with multiple nominations include newcomer Bruno Mars with seven nods; rap icon Jay-Z, country trio Lady Antebellum and pop star Lady...

Lady Gaga postpones Paris concerts LOS ANGELES, -- U.S. pop star Lady Gaga has rescheduled two planned Paris concerts due to the labor strikes taking place in the French city. The performances in Paris at Bercy scheduled for Friday and Saturday have been postponed until Dec. 19-20, a...

Q: What is the difference between a sewing machine and a lady jogging? A: A sewing machine only has one bobbin.

Lady Gaga gaga for healthy eating ST. PAUL, Minn., -- Lady Gaga, the U.S. singing sensation known for her over-the-top arena shows, is a stickler for keeping to a healthy routine, the singer's choreographer says. Since she fainted during a concert in New Zealand earlier this year, Gaga...

Miranda Lambert paces CMA awards with nine NASHVILLE, -- Miranda Lambert led the pack with nine nominations, including entertainer of the year, announced by the Country Music Association in Nashville. Lady Antebellum earned five nods, while Blake Shelton and Zac Brown Band each received...

Q: What is the difference between a sewing machine and a lady jogging? A: A sewing machine only has one bobbin.

Lady Gaga dominates Lollapalooza CHICAGO, Lady Gaga wowed the Lollapalooza crowd in Chicago's Grant Park with the help of a $150,000 stage set and 18 trucks, including one exclusively for her wardrobe. Gaga's star power at the music festival Friday pulled the vast majority of the 80,000-strong...

Mets announce Lady Gaga finger promotion NEW YORK, (UPI) -- The New York Mets will offer a promotion inspired by pop star and Yankees fan Lady Gaga's one-fingered salute to Mets backers, the team said Monday. The performer was photographed this month raising her middle digit to hostile Mets...