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20 May 2010 6:56 a.m. EDT Astronauts on the International Space Station have successfully opened the hatch leading to the station's newest room, the Rassvet module (MRM-1). "Everything looks normal, everything is great," station commander Oleg Kotov radioed down to Mission Control. The...

How is Norma -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?" The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear...

mental institution mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's driving a car. The nurse asks him, "Charlie , what are you doing?" Charlie replied, "Driving to Chicago!" The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room. The next day the nurse enters...

Ear Infection This is so true! ;) They always ask at the doctor's reception why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with...

Catholics -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." The second Catholic...

Blk Robbers -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is hilarious... Black Robbers For anyone who didn't see David Letterman's take on this: (And it's a true story...) On a recent weekend in Atlantic City , a woman won a bucketful of quarters...

68 And Pregnant A woman went to the emergency room, where she was seen by a young new doctor. After about 3 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant. She burst out of the room and ran down the corridor screaming. An older doctor stopped her and asked what...

Undertaker... Roy, an undertaker in Pennsylvania came home with a black eye. "What happened to you?" asked his wife." I had a terrible day," replies Roy."I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had died in his sleep. When I got there, the manager said they couldn't get...

Cowboys Honeymoon -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A cowboy and his newwife had just got married and found a nice hotel in Fort Worth for their wedding night. The man approached the front desk and asked for a room. He said, 'We're on our...

The Marine Shares a Room -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where." "Well, I do have a...

Short Love Story: A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep...

Four women -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Four women were having coffee and bragging about their children. The first woman says, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him father." The next woman tries to top her...

An Example Of a Tragedy The Reverends Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton, while visiting a primary school class, found themselves in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked both men if they would like to lead the discussion of the word "tragedy". So the...

The next time you go to the mens room you might need to pay forward... mpNpO4F1EdI;) Maybe that was the cause for the ban on smoking !!!:goofy: