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    Hilton job scam costs Vancouver woman $550

    A Vancouver woman who fell for a job recruitment scam on the Internet is warning others to be careful after she was defrauded out of more than $500. More...
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    Calgary woman, 83, drowned in her home

    An elderly Calgary woman who was found dead her home in an evacuation zone died of drowning, an autopsy has confirmed. More...
  3. Energizer

    The perfect husband

    Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes." WOMAN: "I'm at the...
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    Montreal woman's arrest highlights legal risks of social media

    Protestors are expected to gather outside a Montreal court today to show solidarity with an area woman who took an Instagram photo of a controversial piece of anti-police graffiti and was arrested. More...
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    A woman goes to the Doctor in Glasgow

    A woman goes to the Doctor in Glasgow, worried about her husband's temper and threatening manner. The Doc asks: "What's the problem, Janet? The woman says: "Weeell Doctor Cameron, I dinae know what to do. Every time ma hubbie comes home drunk, he threatens to slap me aroon'." The Doctor says...
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    Best ever pickup line by a Scotsman.

    A Scotsman walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?' 'Naw naw love', he replies, I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was...
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    Tree Hugger

    A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she...
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    A woman enrolled in nursing school

    A woman enrolled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her asshole does when she has an orgasm."Sure!" she says, "He's at home taking care of the kids ..."
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    Phone call

    The phone rings, and the wife answers. A pervert, with heavy breathing, says, "I bet you have a tight ass**** with no hair." Woman replies, "Yes, he's watching TV - who shall I say is calling?"
  10. FTA Hacker

    Abortion waiting period now law in Utah

    Women seeking an abortion in Utah will have to wait 72 hours before a doctor can perform the procedure under a bill signed Tuesday by Gov. Gary Herbert. The measure, which is to take effect May 7, calls for the longest waiting period of any U.S. state, The Salt Lake Tribune reported. South...
  11. FTA Hacker

    Woman gets 90 days for beheading piglet

    - A Virginia judge sentenced a woman to 90 days in jail for beheading a piglet in reaction to the way its owner broke up with a friend of hers. Circuit Court Judge Marjorie T. Arrington Tuesday gave Ashley Fowler, 22, of Portsmouth, credit for 28 days served and allowed the woman to serve the...
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    Dying woman denied Agent Orange payout

    A Winnipeg woman dying of lung cancer has been denied federal compensation linked to Agent Orange spraying at CFB Gagetown, N.B, because she missed a deadline for getting diagnosed. More...
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    Woman shot dead in car with child in back seat

    A woman was shot and killed while sitting in a car in Vancouver and a child was found in the back seat of the vehicle unharmed, police say. More...
  14. the doctor

    Craig Ferguson: Married Again

    Got married again and I went on the Internet to see how happy everyone was for me. F**king hell, it was awful. One woman... she said, 'Married again, eh? She's a user and he's a pervert.' And I'm like, 'How do they know us?'
  15. the doctor

    Cain accuser's former boyfriend says they all met (AP)

    AP - Sharon Bialek's former boyfriend said Monday the then-couple spent an evening with Herman Cain in the 1990s. That countered the GOP presidential candidate's earlier statements that he never met the woman who has accused him of inappropriate sexual behavior more than a decade ago. More...
  16. FTA Hacker

    California Mother Accused of Locking Child in Closet Over Bad Grades

    A Costa Mesa woman accused last week of hitting her daughter and locking her in a closet because she earned bad grades is due back in court next month, according to court records. The 32-year-old woman is charged with one misdemeanor count of child abuse, Costa Mesa police said. The Daily...
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    Toronto man arrested after woman, children fall from balcony

    A woman and two young children are in hospital after plunging from a fourth-floor apartment balcony in Toronto's east end. A man faces several charges related to the incident. More...
  18. FTA Hacker

    Woman Sees Jesus In MRI Scan

    A South Carolina woman says she made a divine discovery when she picked up her MRI results recently. Tammie Cohrs said she sees Jesus in the MRI image. The Greer resident said she sees his eyes, nose and mouth, and even a crown of thorns. Cohrs was recently diagnosed with a rare form of oral...
  19. FTA Hacker

    Woman Finds Frog In Wine Bottle

    A woman in the UK is reportedly suing supermarket giant Asda after she allegedly found a frog in a bottle of wine purchased at one of its stores. Isolde Beesley of Leicestershire said the small frog fell out of a bottle of Moscatel de Valencia Spanish wine as she poured a glass at a family...
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    Woman rescued under Confederation Bridge

    RCMP rescued a woman in the Northumberland Strait early Wednesday morning after responding to a report of an abandoned vehicle on Confederation Bridge. Prince District RCMP received a report of a vehicle abandoned on the bridge about one kilometre from the New Brunswick side at 12:34 a.m., and...
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