A blonde in church

[Beware Beware]

A blonde in church



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> An Alabama preacher said to his congregation,
> Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I
> belong to
> the Klu Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which
> a
> Christian community can't tolerate. I am
> embarrassed and do
> not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who
> did this to
> stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian
> Family.'
>
> No one moved. The preacher continued, 'Do you
> have the nerve To face me and admit this is a
> falsehood? Remember,
> you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel
> glory. Now
> stand and confess your transgression.' Again all
> was quiet.
>
> Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body
> that
> Would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head
> was
> bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke,'Reverend
> there
> has been a terrible misunderstanding.
>
> I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan.
> I simply told a couple Of my friends that you were a
> wizard under
> the sheets.'
>
> The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted,
> and the congregation roared.
>