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A man takes his wife to the stock show.

They start heading down the alley that had the bulls.

They come up to the first bull and his sign stated:

"This bull mated 50 times last year."

The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him."

They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year."

The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year.

That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also."

They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year."

The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year.

That is ONCE A DAY!!!

You could really learn from this one."

The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow."
 
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