Golf and marriage

[No Warranty]

Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.

One evening, after the honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing equipment.

His wife was standing nearby watching him.

After along period of silence she finally speaks.

"Honey, I've been thinking, now that we're married I think it's time you quit golfing.

Maybe you should sell your clubs and golf cart and we could buy some new dishes."

Tim gets this horrified look on his face.

She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

"There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife."

"Ex wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

"I wasn't!"

 

[Polister]

Nice one
Here's the one from my side. . .
The ninety-year-old golf player comes house from the tennis course one mid-day and says to his spouse, "I think I'm going to have to provide up tennis. My vision is unable and I can't see where I hit the football any longer."

His spouse says, "Then, why don't you go playing tennis with my brother?"

The man pictures returning, "Your brother? Why he's 102!"

The spouse responses, "Yes, but he has ideal vision."

So the next day the old man goes playing tennis with his partner's sibling. He strikes the football at the first tee, and requests his partner's sibling, "Did you see where that went?"

The partner's sibling responses, "I sure did, I've got ideal vision."

The man then requested him, "Well, where is it?"

The partner's sibling responses, "I don't remember!"