I can't look that old.

[Beware Beware]

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others
your own age and thinking, surely i can't
look that old.



Well . . .
You'll love this one.



My name is alice , and i was sitting in the waiting room
for my first appointment with a new dentist.







I noticed his dds diploma on the wall, which bore his full name. Suddenly,
i remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name
had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago.








Could he be the same guy that i had
a secret crush on, way back then?




Upon seeing him, however,
i quickly discarded any such thought.








This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face
was way too old to have been my classmate..








After he examined my teeth, i asked him if he
had attended morgan central high school ..





'yes. Yes, i did. I'm a ram,'
he gleamed with pride.








When did you graduate?'
i asked.








He answered, 'in 1968.
Why do you ask?'








you were i n
my class!', i exclaimed.





He looked at
me closely.








Then, that ugly,







old,








bald,






wrinkled faced,








fat-assed,








gray-haired,








decrepit








son-of-a-bitch







asked,







'what did you teach???