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the little red hen
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> The little red hen called all of her Democrat neighbors together and said,
> 'If we plant this wheat, we shall have bread to eat. Who will help me plant
> it?"
>
> 'Not I,' said the cow.
>
>
> 'Not I,' said the duck.
>
>
>
> 'Not I,' said the pig.
>
>
>
> 'Not I,' said the goose.
>
>
>
> 'Then I will do it by myself,' said the little red hen, and so she did.
> The wheat grew very tall and ripened into golden grain.
>
>
>
> 'Who will help me reap my wheat?' asked the little red hen.
>
>
>
> 'Not I,' said the duck..
>
>
>
> 'Out of my classification,' said the pig.
>
>
>
> 'I'd lose my seniority,' said the cow.
>
>
>
> 'I'd lose my unemployment compensation,' said the goose.
>
>
>
> 'Then I will do it by myself,' said the little red hen, and so she did.
>
>
>
> At last it came time to bake the bread.
>
>
>
> 'Who will help me bake the bread?' asked the little red hen.
>
>
>
> 'That would be overtime for me,' said the cow.
>
>
>
> 'I'd lose my welfare benefits,' said the duck.
>
>
>
> 'I'm a dropout and never learned how,' said the pig.
>
>
>
> 'If I'm to be the only helper, that's discrimination,' said the goose.
>
>
>
> 'Then I will do it by myself,' said the little red hen.
>
>
>
> She baked five loaves and held them up for all of her neighbors to see.
> They wanted some and, in fact, demanded a share. But the little red hen
> said, 'No, I shall eat all five loaves.'
>
>
>
> 'Excess profits!' cried the cow. (Nancy Pelosi)
>
>
>
> 'Capitalist leech!' screamed the duck. (Barbara Boxer)
>
>
>
> 'I demand equal rights!' yelled the goose. (Jesse Jackson)
>
>
>
> The pig just grunted in disdain. (Ted Kennedy)
>
>
>
> And they all painted 'Unfair!' picket signs and marched around and around
> the little red hen, shouting obscenities.
>
>
>
> Then the farmer (Obama) came. He said to the little red hen, 'You must not
> be so greedy.'
>
>
>
> 'But I earned the bread,' said the little red hen.
>
>
>
>
> 'Exactly,' said Barack the farmer. 'That is what makes our free enterprise
> system so wonderful. Anyone in the barnyard can earn as much as he wants.
> But under our modern government regulations, the productive workers must
> divide the fruits of their labor with those who are lazy and idle.'
>
>
>
> And they all lived happily ever after, including the little red hen, who
> smiled and clucked, 'I am grateful, for now I truly understand.'
>
>
>
> But her neighbors became quite disappointed in her. She never again baked
> bread because she joined the 'party' and got her bread free. And all the
> Democrats smiled. 'Fairness' had been established.
>
>
>
> Individual initiative had died, but nobody noticed; perhaps no one
> cared...so long as there was free bread that 'the rich' were paying for.
>
>
>
> EPILOGUE
>
>
>
> Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for his memoirs.
>
>
>
> Hillary got $8 million for hers.
>
>
>
> That's $20 million for the memories from two people, who for eight years,
> repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't remember anything.
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> The little red hen called all of her Democrat neighbors together and said,
> 'If we plant this wheat, we shall have bread to eat. Who will help me plant
> it?"
>
> 'Not I,' said the cow.
>
>
> 'Not I,' said the duck.
>
>
>
> 'Not I,' said the pig.
>
>
>
> 'Not I,' said the goose.
>
>
>
> 'Then I will do it by myself,' said the little red hen, and so she did.
> The wheat grew very tall and ripened into golden grain.
>
>
>
> 'Who will help me reap my wheat?' asked the little red hen.
>
>
>
> 'Not I,' said the duck..
>
>
>
> 'Out of my classification,' said the pig.
>
>
>
> 'I'd lose my seniority,' said the cow.
>
>
>
> 'I'd lose my unemployment compensation,' said the goose.
>
>
>
> 'Then I will do it by myself,' said the little red hen, and so she did.
>
>
>
> At last it came time to bake the bread.
>
>
>
> 'Who will help me bake the bread?' asked the little red hen.
>
>
>
> 'That would be overtime for me,' said the cow.
>
>
>
> 'I'd lose my welfare benefits,' said the duck.
>
>
>
> 'I'm a dropout and never learned how,' said the pig.
>
>
>
> 'If I'm to be the only helper, that's discrimination,' said the goose.
>
>
>
> 'Then I will do it by myself,' said the little red hen.
>
>
>
> She baked five loaves and held them up for all of her neighbors to see.
> They wanted some and, in fact, demanded a share. But the little red hen
> said, 'No, I shall eat all five loaves.'
>
>
>
> 'Excess profits!' cried the cow. (Nancy Pelosi)
>
>
>
> 'Capitalist leech!' screamed the duck. (Barbara Boxer)
>
>
>
> 'I demand equal rights!' yelled the goose. (Jesse Jackson)
>
>
>
> The pig just grunted in disdain. (Ted Kennedy)
>
>
>
> And they all painted 'Unfair!' picket signs and marched around and around
> the little red hen, shouting obscenities.
>
>
>
> Then the farmer (Obama) came. He said to the little red hen, 'You must not
> be so greedy.'
>
>
>
> 'But I earned the bread,' said the little red hen.
>
>
>
>
> 'Exactly,' said Barack the farmer. 'That is what makes our free enterprise
> system so wonderful. Anyone in the barnyard can earn as much as he wants.
> But under our modern government regulations, the productive workers must
> divide the fruits of their labor with those who are lazy and idle.'
>
>
>
> And they all lived happily ever after, including the little red hen, who
> smiled and clucked, 'I am grateful, for now I truly understand.'
>
>
>
> But her neighbors became quite disappointed in her. She never again baked
> bread because she joined the 'party' and got her bread free. And all the
> Democrats smiled. 'Fairness' had been established.
>
>
>
> Individual initiative had died, but nobody noticed; perhaps no one
> cared...so long as there was free bread that 'the rich' were paying for.
>
>
>
> EPILOGUE
>
>
>
> Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for his memoirs.
>
>
>
> Hillary got $8 million for hers.
>
>
>
> That's $20 million for the memories from two people, who for eight years,
> repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't remember anything.