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The soldier and the nun
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A soldier ran up to a nun, out of breath, he asked, 'Please may I hide under your skirt?
I'll explain later.'...........The nun agreed.
A moment later two military police ran up and asked,'Sister have youseen a soldier?' .........
The nun replied, 'He went that way.'
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under the skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough sister.
You see, I don't want to go to Iraq.
' The nun said she understood completely.
The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs.
' The nun replied, ' If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls.... I don't want to go to Iraq either.
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A soldier ran up to a nun, out of breath, he asked, 'Please may I hide under your skirt?
I'll explain later.'...........The nun agreed.
A moment later two military police ran up and asked,'Sister have youseen a soldier?' .........
The nun replied, 'He went that way.'
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under the skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough sister.
You see, I don't want to go to Iraq.
' The nun said she understood completely.
The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs.
' The nun replied, ' If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls.... I don't want to go to Iraq either.