What not to say on Facebook!

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Scammer hater
In hindsight, I should probably have written on Facebook, "I've blown the head gasket on my 1998 Ford XR3," rather than, "I've just fucked my fourteen year old Escort."

The police still haven't seen the funny side of it, and they've confiscated my laptop.

However, the news isn't all bad; the wife has gone to stay with her mother.
 
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