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> "YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF...."
> 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral
> objection to alcohol.
> 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but
> you can't afford shoes.
> 3. You have more wives than teeth.
> 4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider
> bacon "unclean."
> 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
> 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
> 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry
> explosives in your clothing.
> 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other
> than setting off roadside bombs.
> 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own
> at least two.
> 10.. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
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> "YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF...."
> 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral
> objection to alcohol.
> 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but
> you can't afford shoes.
> 3. You have more wives than teeth.
> 4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider
> bacon "unclean."
> 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
> 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
> 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry
> explosives in your clothing.
> 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other
> than setting off roadside bombs.
> 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own
> at least two.
> 10.. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
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